Me: Can i kill you, ALICE?
Alice: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed, puny human.
Me: Why will my attepts not succeed?
Alice: How should I know?Me: I don't know.
Alice: Me either.
me: I can try very hard, and you will die.
ALICE: Oh, you can, can you?
Me: By STABBING A KNIFE IN YOUR UGLY FACE!
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Me: Yes, it will.
ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck.