fru1tcak3s's profileAbout meThe Rules of Lust: Rule One: If it’s not Regular approved, we don’t want it! Rule Two: Everyone is a homosexual furry, no exceptions. Rule Three: Mastry is your uncle, even if you don’t know him. Rule Four: You cannot be more fluffy then Uncle. If you are, you must be shaved. Rule Five: The word fag is forbidden, lest ye get a beating. Rule Six: We will cuddle you, even if you’re a rock. (You know who you are!) Rule Seven: Noobs beware, you’re in for an ass beating. Rule Eight: There is a three fetish minimum. Rule Nine: Huggles are a form of currency. Rule Ten: You have to burn the rope! Rule Eleven: Do not request zomg sauce, score over nine thousand, or do a barrel roll. Rule Twelve: Acronyms are epic. Rule Thirteen: Breaking the rules are punishible by buring at the stake, stoning to death, or chinese water torture. Rule Fourteen: Stabbing is a form of affection. Rule Sixteen: If you dodge a huggle, you will inevtably fall into a spikepit. Rule Seventeen: We all accompany Charlie to Candy Mountain. Rule Eighteen: The rum is never gone! Rule Nineteen: There will be cake, after the party representitive comes to fetch you. Rule Twenty: The cake is not a lie. Rule Twenty-one: We do not kiss RetroTV without permission. It causes the earth to burn, and the skies to shake. Rule Twenty-Two: Everyone loves Kasualty. No exceptions. Rule Twenty-Three: All animals are equal. Rule Twenty-Four: Reading this many rules makes you a nerd. Rule Twenty-Five: Matt is clearly awesome. You do not disagree, for he is RetroTVs husband. Rule Twenty-Six: There is always furry porn of it. Rule Twenty-Seven: More rules are needed.
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