funkenmittens' Comments

Game Comments
Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Dec. 24, 2014
Just goes from left to right, and back again. No instructions are given on how to play the game. If it's supposed to be intuitive, for example moving up and down etc., then it isn't coming across very well.
Play Tainted Olive - Chapter 1 Tainted Olive - Chapter 1 Feb. 28, 2014
Excellent game, engrossing story! I had a lot of fun playing this and look forward to Chapter 2.
Play Flappy Bird Flash Flappy Bird Flash Feb. 12, 2014
Ugh. Really not into the crunchy controls... not a very rewarding challenge.
Play Valthirian Arc 2 Valthirian Arc 2 Jan. 25, 2014
Super slow and laggy... and why can I not purchase equipment from the armory?
Play Classic Hashi Light Vol 1 Classic Hashi Light Vol 1 Jan. 25, 2014
Wonderful game!
Play Dynetzzle Dynetzzle Jan. 25, 2014
Play Lakeview Cabin Lakeview Cabin Oct. 26, 2013
Too vague to get into it... some early direction would be great.
Play Road of the Dead 2 Road of the Dead 2 Oct. 26, 2013
Buggy and slow. Looks like fun, but awful control quality.
Play Royal Offense Royal Offense Oct. 24, 2013
How do you reset the save game?
Play Bit Battles Bit Battles Oct. 24, 2013
This could be fun if it didn't lag so badly.
Play Starship Commander Starship Commander Mar. 20, 2013
Why do my fleets disappear every time I have a victorious battle? They just go *poof*. Such a pain.
Play Star Squadrons Star Squadrons Mar. 16, 2013
Great game except it's way too difficult to manage with the current lack of controls and tiny screen. Anti-dropship guns should prioritize dropships as their primary targets, otherwise it's just ridiculous trying to stop a wave of 10 dropships from stealing your planet.
Play Mecha Arena Mecha Arena Oct. 21, 2012
Would be fantastic if it didn't slow down as the game goes on. Makes target training nearly impossible...
Play Relic Of War Relic Of War Sep. 13, 2012
Not working on Kong.
Play Ad Bellvm Ad Bellvm May. 21, 2012
Beautiful, simple strategy game. I loved it! For those of you struggling with troop controls, when you place your troops, you can indicate one of 5 movements for them to make by pressing the appropriate button in the upper-right cartouche. If the R-arrow is pressed, they will walk to the right; U-arrow, D-arrow, L-arrow are self explanatory. The central square button is the one that just makes them hold position. Very useful. Also, the space bar pauses and unpauses the battle, so you can assign new commands to your units.
Play Bermuda Escape Bermuda Escape May. 20, 2012
I found it enjoyable, challenging, and relaxing. There were just the right amount of visual clues and repeated, recognizable shapes, that my eye was drawn to the solutions. Great visual puzzles.
Play Covert Front 4 Covert Front 4 May. 20, 2012
Sorry, had to drop the rating to 1 star. Really? I have a magical typing machine and it only makes certain things appear? Where's my "rope ladder"? "Jetpack"? "Bridge"? "Parachute"? Arbitrary and aggravating... not very enjoyable.
Play Covert Front 4 Covert Front 4 May. 20, 2012
Randomly typing words into a keyboard isn't a puzzle. There's no parts to "put together" that would lead you to suppose the keyboard would magically make stuff appear on the walls out of thin air... there needs to be some level of intuition to follow, a clue to interpret... anything.
Play Murloc RPG: Stranglethorn Fever Murloc RPG: Stranglethorn Fever May. 15, 2012
Seriously though, as a mage Feronious always freezes on me. I cast Ice Nova, then start the Pyroblast spell... I get "scared" once by Feronious' roar, then my fireball drops and kills him, then it just sits there, bongos blaring. Freezes. Holds up. Kaput.
Play Murloc RPG: Stranglethorn Fever Murloc RPG: Stranglethorn Fever May. 15, 2012
Freezes on Feronious? Nooooo!