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A Dance of Fire and Ice

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Dec. 24, 2014

Rating: -3

Just goes from left to right, and back again. No instructions are given on how to play the game. If it's supposed to be intuitive, for example moving up and down etc., then it isn't coming across very well.

Tainted Olive - Chapter 1

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Feb. 28, 2014

Rating: 0

Excellent game, engrossing story! I had a lot of fun playing this and look forward to Chapter 2.

Flappy Bird Flash

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Feb. 12, 2014

Rating: 1

Ugh. Really not into the crunchy controls... not a very rewarding challenge.

Valthirian Arc 2

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Jan. 25, 2014

Rating: 2

Super slow and laggy... and why can I not purchase equipment from the armory?

Classic Hashi Light Vol 1

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Jan. 25, 2014

Rating: 1

Wonderful game!

Dynetzzle

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Jan. 25, 2014

Rating: 0

Awesome!

Lakeview Cabin

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Oct. 26, 2013

Rating: 3

Too vague to get into it... some early direction would be great.

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 26, 2013

Rating: 2

Buggy and slow. Looks like fun, but awful control quality.

Royal Offense

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Oct. 24, 2013

Rating: 1

How do you reset the save game?

Bit Battles

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Oct. 24, 2013

Rating: -4

This could be fun if it didn't lag so badly.

Starship Commander

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Mar. 20, 2013

Rating: 5

Why do my fleets disappear every time I have a victorious battle? They just go *poof*. Such a pain.

Star Squadrons

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Mar. 16, 2013

Rating: 4

Great game except it's way too difficult to manage with the current lack of controls and tiny screen. Anti-dropship guns should prioritize dropships as their primary targets, otherwise it's just ridiculous trying to stop a wave of 10 dropships from stealing your planet.

Mecha Arena

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Oct. 21, 2012

Rating: 2

Would be fantastic if it didn't slow down as the game goes on. Makes target training nearly impossible...

Relic Of War

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Sep. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

Not working on Kong.

Ad Bellvm

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May. 21, 2012

Rating: 16

Beautiful, simple strategy game. I loved it! For those of you struggling with troop controls, when you place your troops, you can indicate one of 5 movements for them to make by pressing the appropriate button in the upper-right cartouche. If the R-arrow is pressed, they will walk to the right; U-arrow, D-arrow, L-arrow are self explanatory. The central square button is the one that just makes them hold position. Very useful. Also, the space bar pauses and unpauses the battle, so you can assign new commands to your units.

Bermuda Escape

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May. 20, 2012

Rating: 3

I found it enjoyable, challenging, and relaxing. There were just the right amount of visual clues and repeated, recognizable shapes, that my eye was drawn to the solutions. Great visual puzzles.

Covert Front 4

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May. 20, 2012

Rating: -6

Sorry, had to drop the rating to 1 star. Really? I have a magical typing machine and it only makes certain things appear? Where's my "rope ladder"? "Jetpack"? "Bridge"? "Parachute"? Arbitrary and aggravating... not very enjoyable.

Covert Front 4

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May. 20, 2012

Rating: 3

Randomly typing words into a keyboard isn't a puzzle. There's no parts to "put together" that would lead you to suppose the keyboard would magically make stuff appear on the walls out of thin air... there needs to be some level of intuition to follow, a clue to interpret... anything.

Murloc RPG: Stranglethorn Fever

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May. 15, 2012

Rating: 5

Seriously though, as a mage Feronious always freezes on me. I cast Ice Nova, then start the Pyroblast spell... I get "scared" once by Feronious' roar, then my fireball drops and kills him, then it just sits there, bongos blaring. Freezes. Holds up. Kaput.

Murloc RPG: Stranglethorn Fever

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May. 15, 2012

Rating: 4

Freezes on Feronious? Nooooo!