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For your information, Kongregate, I was not raised by wolves. I lived across the street from the wolf people. MY parents were Mooses (Meeces? whats the plural of that?) Blarlack: And you better stay that way all time time, or I will call the angry men with the clubs. Azieru: don't you mean white coats? Blarlack: Azieru - do you have ANY idea how hard it is to break kneecaps with a white coat? Protoss_rush: *crackle* awalters, ducklette, wilson, marh, flare, is anybody there? Ninja chat is underattack, and we are pinned down with heavy spam! Requesting immediate artillery/airstrike, over. Again, requesting mods in ninja chat. Stat! *crackle* Confuzzledmaniac: There we go. Dropping a suburb on someone makes them urban. Confuzzledmaniac(private): 'I have defeated a bag of sunflower seeds, I thirst.'

Member Since: Jun. 30, 2007
Last Login: Nov. 22, 2008
Current Points: 6648
Comments: 92
Location: Somewhere In Georgia

Age: 19
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Immaculate Desk Badge (impossible - 60 points); Load up The 100 (challenge mode) and score 12,000 points in Desktop Tower Defense 1.5; Acquired Nov. 21, 2008

: "There Can Be Only One" Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat each of the 6 capital city town champions in duels on the "normal" difficulty setting in Feudalism II; Acquired Nov. 21, 2008

: Friendly Neighborhood Barbecue Badge (medium - 15 points); Unite 5 total cities under your banner in Feudalism II; Acquired Nov. 21, 2008

: "Only a Flesh Wound" Badge (easy - 5 points); Man up and have your hero take 100 damage from a single hit in Feudalism II; Acquired Nov. 21, 2008

: Small Savings Badge (easy - 5 points); Bank 10,000 total points in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 17, 2008

: Makin' Bank Badge (medium - 15 points); Bank at least 3,000 points in a single turn in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 17, 2008

: Reach for Dubai Badge (hard - 30 points); Create a tower with a height of 600 in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 15, 2008

: Black Lotus Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the Blackguard army by completing all 12 missions in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 15, 2008

: Complete Card Conquest Badge (medium - 15 points); Construct your ultimate deck and complete all 8 challenges in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 15, 2008

: New Challenger Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock challenge mode in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 14, 2008

: 99 Problems Badge (impossible - 60 points); Use all 99 blocks to create a single massive tower in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 12, 2008

: Conservative Constructionist Badge (medium - 15 points); Create a tower with 33 blocks without losing a single one in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 10, 2008

: Toddler Tower Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach a height of 250 in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 10, 2008

: Overachiever Badge (hard - 30 points); Earn all 15 achievements in Hanna in a Choppa; Acquired Nov. 10, 2008

: Hanna Is My Copilot Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hanna in a Choppa; Acquired Nov. 06, 2008

: Bake a Pretty Cake Badge (medium - 15 points); Prove that the cake is not a lie by completing all 21 levels in Hanna in a Choppa; Acquired Nov. 06, 2008

: Fist of Fury Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 2,000 points on "McJeeppunch" on the normal difficulty setting in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 04, 2008

: Zombocalyptic Extravaganza Badge (medium - 15 points); Survive for at least 2:00 on "Zombocalypse" on "normal" in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 04, 2008

: Hell Dining Badge (medium - 15 points); Beat back the wave of 300 Spartans on the "normal" difficulty setting in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 03, 2008

: Player Pack Pwnage Badge (medium - 15 points); Suffer through the evil incarnations of Shift's sadistic fanbase in SHIFT 3; Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

: Freedom ActionShifting Badge (medium - 15 points); Taste freeeeeeedom to unlock the super-secret character in SHIFT 3; Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

fuzzybacon's favorite games

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: :the game:

: 99 Bricks

: Mud and Blood 2

: Protector

: Bloons Tower Defense 2

: Portal: The Flash Version

fuzzybacon's cards (90)

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: Valkyrie's Charm

: Phoebe, the Lasher

: Caltrops

: Onimaru, the Samurai

: General's Insignia

: Necronomic Tome

: Ambrosia Thorn, the Blood Worshiper

: Popo, the Younger

fuzzybacon's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

: Left 4 Dead

fuzzybacon's friends

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: oddish

: ElGrande

: Dr_Watson

: Ducklette

: Kyru

: mickey35

: Duckels

fuzzybacon's fans

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: 24680

: RedThief7

: JPURSEMAN

: oddish

: ISyed

: despair_bot

: Superninja

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Confuzzledmaniac	Nov. 22, 2008 Sweetness. I have a quote. =D
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Kimphin007	Nov. 12, 2008 how do i make f(1)=f(2)….
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panthershah	Nov. 01, 2008 I dislike you with great intensity… i hope you know that =’[

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fuzzybacon's comments

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Game	Comments
Bloons Tower Defense 3	Oct. 21, 2008 Zbro, the game maker implements API, which allows Kong to add badges. I imagine the new shootourial thing means a lot of new games subbed to kong, which means more review work for the staff. Which means less time for badges, though ultimately, more games > more badges.
Bloons Tower Defense 3	Oct. 07, 2008 I love tower defense games. And this is one is truly something else. You really outdid yourself NK. The first one was a little bit too easy, the second one was interesting, but this... This is awesome. 5/5
Z-Rox	Oct. 07, 2008 Awesome game 5/5

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