DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWITS:
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I get many private messages and comments a day from twits. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. Kong already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “gaussminigun” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with many years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Gauss” or “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t comment on my feed saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
- If you send me a threatening or aggressive message I will find a meat tenderizer and shove it up your fudge tunnel
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
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