The Legend of the Pokemon League
My trainer says “Let’s go to the Pokemon League!”
I concur, as he wants to be the strongest trainer
I want to be the strongest pokemon
We blaze through victory road
Nothing standing in our way
Then I see it. The Pokemon League.
Our dream will soon come true, as I and my fellow teammates
Will fight as the ultimate team
We defeat the elite four
Head to the central pedestal
And view the majestic champion palace
My trainer runs to it
Our dream almost a reality
But when we walk in
We see that strange man
His name is N, and he is the king of Team Plasma
He has defeated alder
And ordered the liberation of all pokemon
He calls upon his castle
It rises through the ground
My trainer goes in, wanting all pokemon and trainers
To know this bond we share.
He gets inside the castle and encounters the seven sages
I realize that
even with our strength
We cannot defeat them all
And the gym leaders appear
Hoping to aid us anyway possible
My trainer goes forth
To fight the finale with N
N knows that My trainer has not awakened reshiram
He calls upon zekrom
The light stone shakes
My trainer and I successfully catch the legendary
And begin battle with N.
He fights hard, and is nearly successful at beating us
But loses in the end.
Then that other odd man, Ghetsis, comes in
He scolds N, tells my trainer that he was in control all along
And starts a battle
But not before N heals us from our previous battle
Ghetsis is strong, but we are stronger, and we defeat him
Alder and one of my trainer’s friends, Cheren, takes Ghetsis away
Everyone but my trainer and N leaves
N gives his sorrowful farewell
And leaves his castle forever.
If you can look at that with headphones without metaphorically having the living shit scared out of you I applaud you good sir.
Funny stuff from Clicker heroes room #1:
ecg_sucks_dick: that you are indefinitely a pussy
ecg_sucks_dick: dont start what you cant finish
scone99: is it more efficient to do 80 guild move or 2 guild move?
BigRedWood: what did you start at?
fbipeeper: scone if you got the time do 2 if you got the loot do 80
BigRedWood: i use the 80 gild move personally
BigRedWood: i’m putting them on one specific hero, i do two per ascendion
rippedbeast83: depends on how much you make a run
fbipeeper: everyone does 80. fuk the time
Benmasta: oxycontin 80mgs??
ECGprophet: i just insta-kill
BigRedWood: i don’t know how you’re going faster than me, i’m still instakillin
Benmasta: shut up red
BigRedWood: oh, i did have a slow start
G0rthZ: It would take so ****ing long for me to move gilds without doing the 80 movement
fbipeeper: if you spend every HS you got….. you only need time to get em back ;) no one loses
BigRedWood: i have no starting cash
ECGprophet: i literally just level everyone up by 100
ECGprophet: here ill show you my ancients
Benmasta: lol u r so reported
Benmasta: say goodbye to ur account
G0rthZ: Moving 234 gilds without doing them directly would suck dick
Benmasta: ya right u have that many
Benmasta: more like 23
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: AWWW LITTLE BABY GONNA CRI AWW GONNA CRI THERE BABY AWW CRI HUH CRI MMM YOUR TEARS TASTE SO SWEET
rippedbeast83: i move all mine to the lower ones using random. once i started making some decent hs i moved all to sam 5-10 at a time
ECGprophet: here ill whisper it to you
BigRedWood: you must be really bored mm
ECGprophet: he has no
ECGprophet: nothing better to do
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: to right i dont
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: im bored to shit here
ECGprophet: then to poorly harass me
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: got to waist time doing something and you started this
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: aww baby cant finish it
Benmasta: i hope no one here is using important/limited time to be here
ECGprophet: i whispered you the link red
fbipeeper: I’d agree with the theory that ECG is a pussy. can we get a paper written?
G0rthZ: Ben can write that paper.
gigadrain: SUCH SPELLING OUT OF BOTH OF YOU!
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: hey giga
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: ecg starts stuff he cant finish
BigRedWood: i got it ecg. just hard to see in chat with that new troll name
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: what a pussy
G0rthZ: He’s a classically trained advanced re-inventor of the field of modern psychology.
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: sorry wood
BigRedWood: there, much better
ECGprophet: ill just mute so he gooes to make another
Benmasta: im flattered you remember g0rthz
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: i dont need to
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: i just made 20 new accounts based on how much of a unman you are
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: you no where they are
ECG_IS_A_PUSSY: in your heart
fbipeeper: I’m fully behind this. I will vote for ECG being a pussy in the next election
ECGprophet: im being a bigger man by muteing him
Benmasta: DOES HE ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT?!?!?!