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Hello everyone! I work for Kongregate and implement the challenges/badges, but I did not start and do not own the site, nor did I even program the system for implementing badges. I also do Kongregate's sponsorship stuff, but I no longer have any dealings with moderator appointments. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I usually don't pay attention much in chat, as it's often either one of 10 windows open or I'm trying to test a game's API for a challenge/badges. So please do not be upset if I don't reply to your whisper, and please don't spam chat trying to get my attention. I'm a hugely boring person who will probably not bring any entertainment into your life even if you do get my attention. Please do not send me whispers asking me to join a room to moderate it. I understand the importance of keeping our rooms moderated, but unfortunately I do not have nearly enough time to respond to all of these requests, let alone act on them. I would highly recommend using our built-in mute button if someone is bothering you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also, I'm a huge WoW nerd, hence my ownership of Barrens Chat. My main is "Cupncakes" on Frostwolf, alliance. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally, sugar gliders are way better than pygmy hedgehogs (voice the truth here: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/8712 ).

Member Since: Sep. 28, 2006
Last Login: Jul. 02, 2009
Current Points: 11309
Comments: 417
Location: Pacifica, CA

Age: 25
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: "Now What?" Badge (medium - 15 points); Upgrade everything you can, including the final mystery upgrade in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 02, 2009

: Ride the Lightning Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade all 12 components of your ship in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 02, 2009

: "Oh, Right, the Game" Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 02, 2009

: "0/5 needs badges" Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock the achievement system in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 02, 2009

: Blow This Thing and Go Home Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat the final threat in Starcom; Acquired Jun. 29, 2009

: Jump to Ludicrous Speed Badge (medium - 15 points); Obtain the jump drive in Starcom; Acquired Jun. 29, 2009

: A Hole in Our Universe Badge (easy - 5 points); Travel through a jump gate in Starcom; Acquired Jun. 29, 2009

: Bounce House Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 8 in Dynamic Systems; Acquired Jun. 25, 2009

: Decked Out Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock 10 total cards in Epic War 3; Acquired Jun. 23, 2009

: Epic Skirmishes Badge (easy - 5 points); Assault your way to owning 5 total territories in Epic War 3; Acquired Jun. 23, 2009

: Sacrifice for the Cause Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 3 levels in Use Boxmen; Acquired Jun. 19, 2009

: Me and the Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 26 levels in me and the key; Acquired Jun. 12, 2009

: Elephant Man Badge (easy - 5 points); Push your first elephant across a bridge in Cargo Bridge; Acquired Jun. 09, 2009

: Arcane Explosion Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat an arcane guardian in GemCraft chapter 0; Acquired Jun. 04, 2009

: Paying Your Respects Badge (easy - 5 points); Activate a shrine in GemCraft chapter 0; Acquired Jun. 04, 2009

: Cabin Fever Badge (medium - 15 points); Escape your ship's interior in Morningstar; Acquired Jun. 03, 2009

: Internet Argument Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the flame thrower in Mechanical Commando; Acquired Jun. 03, 2009

: Welcome to the Jungle Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first level in Mechanical Commando; Acquired Jun. 03, 2009

: Doughnut Death Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the Doughnut of Death boss on level 27 in Heavy Weapons; Acquired Jun. 02, 2009

: Six Figure Salary Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve a high score of 100,000 points in Heavy Weapons; Acquired Jun. 02, 2009

: Loaded Rack Badge (easy - 5 points); Fill your weapon rack by acquiring 3 different weapon types in Heavy Weapons; Acquired Jun. 02, 2009

Games by greg

: Extreme Missile Defense X-treme 3D

greg's favorite games

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: Epic war

: Scope: First Blood

: Amorphous+

: Campaign Game: General Election

: Ether Cannon

: remember me

greg's cards (130)

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: Quickening Powder

: Helene, the Swordstress

: Elusive Feather

: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Tafari, the Trapper

: Gem of Souls

: Flash Powder

: Higashi, the Master

greg's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

: Left 4 Dead

: Monster Lab

: Warhammer Raffle

: Halo Wars

: Henry Hatsworth

greg's friends

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: Swimy

: ayumilove

: zaraki

: Bassium

: Tasselfoot

: Vorpal_Steak

: darkness7light

greg's fans

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: Ash12

: ljonaulfur

: asici

: Darkwolf31

: Lilmonkey26

: noting99

: jake555

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

Whispers

Person	Content
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ParalysisTerror	Jul. 04, 2009 If you and Alison ever have a child, make sure you name him/her: Dimitri, Omar, or Alexander……. Bianca, Esmeralda, Beatrix, and last but not least Zulekha! Plus, I live in california, I can be your best man at the wedding if you want me too???? c: or not :/
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
Ash12	Jul. 04, 2009 Happy 4th of July!
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mightygamer	Jul. 04, 2009 filler 2 is so much better than filler (1) but has no badges please put some in filler 2. i know i ask you for badges in games a lot but really games need badges. a lot of the games on kong. also shortsimons games are insane. take a look at them please. thanksn =)

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greg's comments

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Game	Comments
Morningstar	Jun. 03, 2009 Draven, the badges are retroactive. Clear your cache and load up your game and you shouldn't need to play through it again to earn them.
Battalion: Skirmish	May. 22, 2009 0/5 needs badges
Learn to Fly	May. 22, 2009 Tasselfoot managed 15 days. Some of the others are likely hacked, but 15 is definitely doable. You can do 18!