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Play Extreme Missile Defense X-treme 3D Extreme Missile Defense X-treme 3D May. 23, 2012
I'll be honest -- every year or so I consider removing this from the site, but it's always seeing the hilarious comments that stops me. Upvote this comment if you think the game should stay, or downvote this comment if you'd like it removed. If this comment has a negative rating at the end of June (or at any point thereafter), I'll remove Extreme Missile Defense X-treme 3D from Kongregate. Vote now to the right!
Play All That Matters All That Matters Jan. 13, 2012
This game reminds me of Breaking Bad (spoilers ahead). There's a father named Walt who's near death and wants to do everything he can for his family. He adores his wife and just wants to be with her, but she always does the opposite of what he wants her to. They also have an adolescent son and a baby together.
Play One and One Story One and One Story Oct. 20, 2011
Please note that the medium badge has been changed to explicitly require completing all the regular levels first, since there's an in-game cheat that allows you to skip straight to the bonus levels.
Play Vector Runner Mobile Vector Runner Mobile Sep. 20, 2011
I heart vectors
Play Pel Plus Pel Plus Sep. 20, 2011
Very. Hard.
Play Save Toshi Save Toshi Sep. 20, 2011
Saving Toshi is so important that we might have to take action against any account that loads up this game and doesn't earn both badges.
Play GregManiacs GregManiacs Sep. 07, 2011
In my completely unbiased opinion, this game is the greatest accomplishment of mankind.
Play Moonlight Differences Moonlight Differences Aug. 24, 2011
This story is actually kind of messed up. The guy met some hip, mysterious girl for one night during his youth, then he grew up, got married, and had a daughter. At the end we're shown the guy reunited with what was essentially an emotional one-night stand with a woman he knows nothing about, leaving behind the woman and child who dedicated their lives to him. Are we meant to believe that true love is a chance meeting with an idealized, mysterious girl from our youth, casting aside the notion that true love is actually something that is built up over time through years of dedication, commitment, and learning to love someone for who they truly are?
Play Wonderputt Wonderputt Aug. 16, 2011
Preemptive response to anyone who brings it up: Yeah, I know the 2 medium badges are pretty easy and probably could have been labeled as easy badges instead. But they'd be on the harder end for easy badges, so I did a mental coin flip and went with medium. Enjoy the 10 (20?) extra points!
Play Mr Runner 2 Mr Runner 2 Jul. 28, 2011
Why's this already on the front page? Oh, right.
Play Dusk Dusk Jun. 24, 2011
Please note: This game was just transferred between accounts, which means that comments/ratings were wiped. It's not stolen -- sorry for any confusion!
Play Swords & Potions Swords & Potions Jun. 23, 2011
Either this game is ridiculously addictive or my brain is defective, but either way I hate myself for how OCD it's making me.
Play Racing Comrade! Racing Comrade! Jun. 21, 2011
The API has been tweaked a bit, so the badges should be more reliable now. Please leave me a private message if you still have any problems. Thanks!
Play Racing Comrade! Racing Comrade! Jun. 21, 2011
@LokiGodOfFire and others -- please don't downrate the game if you're having trouble with the badges. The game is submitting all the data fine; it's not the developer's fault. The issue seems to be on our end, but I have no idea what's wrong since the game is submitting all the required data correctly, and that's all I really know how to check. :-/
Play Racing Comrade! Racing Comrade! Jun. 21, 2011
They seem to award inconsistently. I had to complete the 4th race about 5 times to get the medium badge, even though I saw the data from the game being sent while debugging. There's something weird going on. If anyone else has experiences with getting or not getting the badges, please leave a comment about it.
Play Racing Comrade! Racing Comrade! Jun. 21, 2011
The badges are being funky. We're looking into it.
Play Learn to Fly 2 Learn to Fly 2 Jun. 19, 2011
JoMamaIzUgly, you don't need to complete the story mode again -- just visit the shop area.
Play Learn to Fly 2 Learn to Fly 2 Jun. 16, 2011
Stop spamming comments demanding badges; they're already being planned. :-P
Play Thousand Dollar Soul Thousand Dollar Soul Jun. 14, 2011
@ Janity -- Yeah, but I actually agree that it's a contrived plot device. I tried to cram the basic elements of the story into as many paths as I could, which meant a little more repetition than I would've liked. It's one of the things that bugs me a lot looking back on the story now. I'm avoiding it for my next one.
Play Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01 Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01 Jun. 06, 2011
I'm not sure why the medium badge wasn't working for some people, but I changed its back end a bit with the hope that my fiddling would fix something by pure chance. Please send me a whisper through my profile if it's working better or if you're still having problems.