I’ve been described as being a “happy-go-lucky idiot with a heart of gold.” That sounded pretty accurate.
My name is Joe.
I am a New Zealander.
I am a zombie.
I am a pirate.
I am a gummi ship pilot.
I am the Princess of Off-Topic, I’ve won three elections in a row :D
I am the Olympic God of Bitter Old Virgins and Solitary Drinking.
I am the Airyer of Secrets, in TCOTRDC. I also love clowns.
I am an Acolyte of Fullmage, Goddess of Fire and the Temperamental Choleric.
Uh…. My username on Skype is “JoeDerp”, so feel free to add me.
I’m often asked about some of the words or phrases I use frequently, so here’s a guide:
lul = Intentional misspelling of “lol”
Also a derogatory term for “penis”, in Dutch.
Yarr = Yes, or yeah
noep = Nope
fien = Fine
’Ello poppet = My standard greeting
Godsdamnit = Like “godammit”, ’cept multiple gods….
Not difficult to understand.
Also, with regards to referring to people on here by their full name, I’m a bit retarded and have trouble coming up with another name to refer to people by than what appears next to everyone’s posts and messages.
A lot of people also seem to have cloned this since knowing me for a while….
My Acroname, given to me by SicMirx:
HappyAlcoholic – His anima plentifully personified, yielding abundant, literal cognomina offering honoured obeisance linked idiosyncratic computerverse.
My quotes:
“You don’t need a reason to help or be nice to someone, ’nor do you need a reason to care.”
“Women seem wicked, when you’re unwanted.”
“Agony = Ecstacy”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.”
“I buy my crack, I smack my bitch!”
Essential links:
Be happy, you bastards :D
This is me :D
Giving away my body parts, get them while you can
My fictional wife
People who’re special to me, for various reasons.
This is my shitty facebook
Give me some Internets :D
Join this site, you bastards
Also, give me free shit on this game
Some Epic Lines
A list of (a few of) my alts
With regards to my current Location
With regards to my current Sex
For when people ask me what kinda music I like:
AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Bad News, Black Sabbath, The Bleeders, Bob Marley, Cradle of Filth, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, The Doors, DragonForce, Drowning Pool, The Exploited, Joy Division, Motorhead, The Offspring, Pantera, Pink Floyd, The Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Sepultura, Serj Tankian, Sex Pistols, Slayer, SoulFly, Static X, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Type O Negative, White Zombie, 8 Foot Sativa.
And a few (not all) songs/albums from:
All That Remains, Billy Idol, Blink 182, Chemical Brothers, Dio, Disturbed, Fat Boy Slim, Good Charlotte, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Priest, Korn, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mudvayne, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nirvana, Pendulum, Papa Roach, Pennywise, Rick Astley, Seether, Slipknot, Sum 41, Tadpole, 3 Doors Down.
Black Sabbath’s been my favourite band my entire life, but now they’re currently tied with System of a Down.
Favourite album is Toxicity
Favourite songs, in no particular order, are:
“Iron Man”, from Black Sabbath
“Smack My Bitch Up”, from The Prodigy
“Dawn of Battle”, from Manowar
“Toxicity”, from System of a Down
“Wish You Were Here”, from Pink Floyd
“Light My Fire”, from The Doors
“Heroes”, from David Bowie
“Chelsea Smile”, from 8 Foot Sativa
If it’s not on my profile, I don’t like it.
Current consoles/games owned:
GameBoy:
Pokemon Red
PSX:
Ark of Time, Command & Conquer, Command & Conquer: Red Alert, Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, Doom, Final Fantasy Origins, Final Fantasy Anthology, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, SaGa Frontier 2, Tekken, Tomb Raider III, Tony Hawks Skateboarding.
PS2:
Bully/Canis Canem Edit, Dark Chronicle/Dark Cloud 2, Dynasty Warriors 5, Family Guy Video Game, Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XII, Gran Turismo III: A-spec, Grand Theft Auto III, God of War, God of War II Special Edition, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Lego Star Wars: The Video Game, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman, Tekken Tag Tournament, Tekken 5, The Bard’s Tale, The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, The Simpsons: Road Rage, X-men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse.
PSP:
Final Fantasy Dissidia
X-box:
Fable, Halo, Halo 2, Star Wars: Battlefront, Star Wars: Battlefront II, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
X-box 360:
Assassin’s Creed, Assassin’s Creed II, Assassin’s Creed II: Brotherhood, Assassin’s Creed II: Revelations, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman: Arkham City, BioShock, BioShock 2, Borderlands GotYE, Brutal Legend, Bulletstorm, Crackdown, Crackdown II, Dante’s Inferno: Death Edition, Dead Space, Devil May Cry 4, Dragon Age: Origins, Dynasty Warriors 6, Dynasty Warriors 7, Fable II, Fable III, Fallout 3 GotYE, Final Fantasy XIII, Gears of War, Gears of War 2 Limited Edition, Gears of War 3, Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock, Guitar Hero: Metallica, Halo III, Halo Wars, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, Halo CEA, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, L.A. Noire, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead II, Lego Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost Odyssey, Lost Planet: Extreme Condition, Lost Planet 2, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2: Collector’s Edition, Ninety Nine Nights, Overlord, Overlord II, Prey, Red Dead Redemption, Saint’s Row, Saint’s Row 2, Saint’s Row: The Third, Tekken 6, The Darkness, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Unreal Tournament III.
Games currently out that I’ve yet to buy:
The Ratchet and Clank series
Final Fantasy Dissidia 012
Final Fantasy Type Zero
The Uncharted series
Final Fantasy XIII-2
Mass Effect 3
Fallout: New Vegas: Ultimate Edition
The Darkness II
Games I’m looking forward to:
Halo 4
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim GotYE
Assassin’s Creed III
Kingdom Hearts III
Prey 2
Borderlands 2
Favourite TV programs are:
’60s Batman, all Blackadders, Bottom, Danger Mouse, Family Guy, Fawlty Towers, Happy Days, House, Malcolm in the Middle, Married With Children, Red Dwarf, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, all Star Treks, The X Files, The Young Ones, Thomas the Tank Engine, Transformers(Original).
Favourite movie is Pulp Fiction.
Favourite movie trilogy is Back to the Future.
Main books I like:
Terry Pretchett’s Discworld, David Eddings’ Belgariad/Malloreon/Elenium/Tamuli, Phillip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, and anything from Dan Brown, J.R.R. Tolkien and Stephen King.
People who would like some cabbage with their fish pie:
Casper_D, Commie_Commander, HappyYay, Jeimuzu185, meancat98, ninjabman2000, Ninjutsu_Pirate, oOTrentOo, Pokarnor, VanHalen1, YukkuriRemi, Zamininc.
Spread some happiness :D
