hankhankhankhank

HEY KIDS!!! My name’s Hank…if you haven’t already figured that out. I’m Tribeofpinkafros’ sidekick. Eat that shit, kid. My favorite word is PLATITUDINOUS…altho I’m like the exact opposite of that xD I have a pet boa named Mephistopheles (Mephisto for short)…which means “the devil”. I hate it when people be downin’ my vibe. So take a sip, take a puff, and pass it around!! I live on MONSTER ENERGY. F*** 5 Hour Energy. That stuff tastes like dog shit and piss mixed with artificial flavoring. I also enjoy getting high. Getting high on life, that is. It’s the new drug nods head. DON’T KICK THE BALL IF ITS GONNA BOUNCE BACK AND IT YOU IN THE NUTS. I swear by that code. Ponder it for awhile, young one. You’ll understand. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE=IZZI! OMG ILYSM IZ! (Izzi is my girlfriend btw xD) My life=WoW and CoD4. Eat that shit too, kids. HAWLY GAWD IT’S A FLAHN’ MATEBAWL!!!…you don’t know what that’s from. I drink gin…GER ALE! HA GOTCHA ON DAT ONE. Yeah. I’m 17. And I live ABOVE the influence. If you’re UNDER the influence, you should get on up here. It’s got a great view!! Well, that’s it for today, kids. Tune in tomorrow for another episode of…ah I don’t feel like coming up with a clever name right now.

AND REMEMBER KIDS,
STAY IN SCHOOL
JUST SAY NO
AND HAVE A HANKTASTIC DAY xD