Okay, the dead spider restores all of your teeth (white only), the amalgam esther adds 1 diamond tooth (saving 5 gold) and the dried batwings removes all your teeth and replaces them with 2 diamond teeth. ^^
Nazi soldier: "Sir! There's only one tank hiding behind that building shooting artillery shells at us! Permission to send the Panzer III tank to neutralise it" Nazi commander: "No, no, everything is fine" Nazi soldier: "But sir..." Nazi commander: "I SAID EVERYTHING IS FINE!"