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About me

I have so many badges they blot out the sun. I know you’re jealous.

I live in Notelly, Canada.

I suppose you are wondering on how I got my name. No? Well, I’m telling you anyway. You see, it all started at the dawn of time… A meteorite that could wipe out all the penguins on Neptune headed straight towards Uranus, so the primitive people of Atlantis built taco huts to repel the oncoming invaders. This started the war of 1812, extincting the dinosaurs, and causing global warming. The fight over resources caused the destruction of the world. And that is why I love America, God save the queen!

Okay, fine, here’s the real story:

A few years ago I wanted to play fancy pants adventure, so I went on Google and typed it in. I got to a wonderful website called Kongregate, and I began to play. I could see people chatting, but I couldn’t say anything to them if I wanted to. Some guy had a headache and was discussing it with his friends, and one of his friends made an account named “Headache”. They were all confused and tried to guess who it was, but eventually discovered the guy who made the account and all was well. Then I made Headacher, and since nobody knew who I was at the time, nobody guessed that I was just some random guy who made an account. AND THUS HEADACHER WAS BORN!… Now that I think about it though, this account was made because I wanted to troll people… I’m so ashamed.

Also, I like cheese. If you do too, say it below apparently. If not, go away.

Finally, you may be wondering why my avatar is the same avatar I’ve had for two years. Well, the reason I would change my avatar would be to be original, but when everyone has already changed their avatars, it’s not original anymore, now is it? So, it’s like double reverse physiology. Also, I’ve grown accustomed to that avatar. I like that happy bee.

Oh, and double finally, if you’re wondering why my games don’t work, here’s the story: I made two games with a system that replicates flash. That system takes things from online. The core broke down online and that broke my flash games here. Can’t remove them, so here they remain. They were my first flash games too, so they weren’t that good anyways.

That’s it. Go away.