hephaestus042's profile

About me

I am a robot from alpha centauri WATERMELON! You may know me as Captain LOLimar.

Member Since: Apr. 30, 2008
Last Login: Jun. 27, 2009
Current Points: 2269
Comments: 14
Location: in ur chat box
Website: olympicduck.com

Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Sacrifice for the Cause Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 3 levels in Use Boxmen; Acquired Jun. 27, 2009

: Me and the Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 26 levels in me and the key; Acquired Jun. 17, 2009

: Overflow Funding Badge (medium - 15 points); Rack up $2,000 in unused funds across all levels in Cargo Bridge; Acquired Jun. 16, 2009

: Elephant Man Badge (easy - 5 points); Push your first elephant across a bridge in Cargo Bridge; Acquired Jun. 16, 2009

: Six Figure Salary Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve a high score of 100,000 points in Heavy Weapons; Acquired Jun. 15, 2009

: Loaded Rack Badge (easy - 5 points); Fill your weapon rack by acquiring 3 different weapon types in Heavy Weapons; Acquired Jun. 15, 2009

: Eye-Rock Exit Strategy Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete your adventure through its daring conclusion in Morningstar; Acquired Jun. 13, 2009

: Cabin Fever Badge (medium - 15 points); Escape your ship's interior in Morningstar; Acquired Jun. 13, 2009

: To Serve Man Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 5 story chapters in Spewer; Acquired May. 27, 2009

: "It's Coming Right For Us!" Badge (medium - 15 points); Encounter all 19 enemies in Penguinz; Acquired May. 24, 2009

: Carbon Offset Funding Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn $10,000 in a single game in Penguinz; Acquired May. 24, 2009

: Achieving the Impossible Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the final 6,000-distance achievement in Learn to Fly; Acquired May. 24, 2009

: Beakbreaking Speed Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve a top speed of 150 mph in Learn to Fly; Acquired May. 24, 2009

: High in the Sky Badge (easy - 5 points); Maintain your flight for 5 full seconds in Learn to Fly; Acquired May. 24, 2009

: Out of Office Badge (medium - 15 points); Assassinate the senator in A Small Favor; Acquired May. 24, 2009

: Like College, But With More Thinking Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the first tutorial chapter in Spewer; Acquired May. 17, 2009

: I Love Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 20 levels in I Love Traffic; Acquired May. 15, 2009

: Just Friends with Traffic Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 10 in I Love Traffic; Acquired May. 14, 2009

: Rolling Star Badge (hard - 30 points); Collect all 25 stars in Splitter; Acquired May. 13, 2009

: Shark Jumper Badge (medium - 15 points); Leap through the sky and travel 100 meters horizontally in Dolphin Olympics 2; Acquired May. 13, 2009

: It Slices! It Dices! Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 15 levels in Splitter; Acquired May. 12, 2009

Games by hephaestus042

: Guess A Number!

: The Button Game!

hephaestus042's favorite games

: You Have To Burn The Rope

: Guess A Number!

: The Button Game!

: More Random St00f

hephaestus042's cards (61)

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: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Flash Powder

: Mindreader's Chalice

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Herbal Remedy

: Ambrosia Thorn, the Blood Worshiper

: Tiger's Claw

: Reinforced Breastplate

hephaestus042's friends

: laspace

: Kyru

: juliusbeb

: MEISGRAMMARGOOD

: Backflipz

: greg

: BobFijiwinkle

hephaestus042's fans

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: GAMEseraph

: WhyWasIBanned

: SIU90

: Metase505

: laspace

: zacchro

: poopsicle123

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

Whispers

Person	Content
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
hephaestus042	Nov. 16, 2008 ur supa cool!
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
MEISGRAMMARGOOD	Oct. 25, 2008 ……………………………hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hephaestus042's comments

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Spewer	May. 28, 2009 This comment has been removed by an admin.
Spewer	May. 25, 2009 and then this: 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
Spewer	May. 25, 2009 paste this: eNq1V2tu5DAIvlA2MmD80NylJ6i09/+3fE4cQ2bVmVZqE03hi3mD49BGb16s37sTfiCYXlw0F3a7mF/fhB/x6t/36hKbHv6yXPptOcmb0Cb/zfpXYkijyJClYO1FHgS2hvKyxN4RZCdzicnLu9zieLdd6fH59/ORHvRQ1S3rI/e+G0F73iyAXT9yIwOk7XUCpW3S9zJZVVubZecLYFubeZcJcDfaq2TeKQAkAJxISvDiC0C6QmSZldrC85r25m1ISVuGkpO1td3HIVIR57cAaka71Ih5WbxR7hyzyY2jCFt6awTguAdKtagCQIFV2iOQ43JJZt4D3GMcz0DiCJB1RYuA3FbU4aUDzO3sM