hoptail05's profile

About me

Welcome to my profile. You must read the whole thing, because, as you can see, there is simply NO ESCAPE. >:(
Once upon a time a little girl was happily rocketed from earth to the moon as a stowaway. She stayed there and mutated strangely to survive in space(e.g. her basic needs changed to be the absence of heat, shelter, food and water).
But enough about that….WILD BOAR!!! Run away!! Oh noes you died….
WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS
So this is what hell is….

I’m a happy, happy, bear!

Bwah wah wah-wah Bwahhhh….

POP QUIZ
If answered incorrectly you will fail life.
What is a teacher disappears, never to return YOU FAIL LIFE BY DEFAULT.
Awwww…..

You’re falling!!
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thump Whew! Glad that’s over…

Advice Time!!!!

- Don’t poke mother bears when they are sleeping.
-Don’t eat the chocolate mousse you found in your backyard.
-Don’t climb into the pretty box with a bed inside and close the door.
-Don’t let the man who has no children and sits on the park bench give you candy.
-And some serious advice: Don’t be racist. It only brings pain. :/

Now for some dialogue taken off the Crunchy Chat:

hoptail05: People die in me.
Kinobu:
Onis:
hoptail05: After I eat them of course.
Kinobu:
sunrise543:
Kinobu: WHY
sunrise543: XD
hoptail05: I’m laughing so hard right now.

G’bye! Y’all come back now, Y’hear??

_~~~
Edit from zimfreak1997:
I WAS going to ruin her whole ‘About Me’ section, but decided against it, because I’m such a kind sister. And, Hop… If you get rid of this, I will END YOU. ^.