Welcome to my profile. You must read the whole thing, because, as you can see, there is simply NO ESCAPE. >:(
Once upon a time a little girl was happily rocketed from earth to the moon as a stowaway. She stayed there and mutated strangely to survive in space. Blarg.
But enough about that….WILD BOAR!!! Run away!! Oh noes you died….
WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS
So this is what hell is….
I’m a happy, happy, bear!
Bwah wah wah-wah Bwahhhh….
If answered incorrectly you will fail life.
What is a teacher disappears, never to return YOU FAIL LIFE BY DEFAULT.
thump Whew! Glad that’s over…
- Don’t poke mother bears when they are sleeping.
-Don’t eat the chocolate mousse you found in your backyard.
-Don’t climb into the pretty box with a bed inside and close the door.
-Don’t let the man who has no children and sits on the park bench give you candy.
-And some serious advice: Don’t be racist. It only brings pain. :/ (wtf young me)
Now for some dialogue taken off the Crunchy Chat:
hoptail05: People die in me.
hoptail05: After I eat them of course.
hoptail05: I’m laughing so hard right now.
MY WILL FOR KONGREGATE
(taken from FEAR
OF THE DARK
hoptail05: I JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE
hoptail05: I want you to listen and be witnesses
hoptail05: of my kong will
hoptail05: I want my levels to go to Kinobu
garde123: 5/10 would read again.
hoptail05: I want my fav games to go to Jashu
hoptail05: My creds, few though they may be, should go to Ellaphants
hoptail05: And lastly, my friends list will go to Sirtoinou
garde123: Can I claim your points?
hoptail05: Oh and whatevers left will be split between garde and the totem pole at the mini golf place
Edit from zimfreak1997:
I WAS going to ruin her whole ‘About Me’ section, but decided against it, because I’m such a kind sister. And, Hop… If you get rid of this, I will END YOU. .