Hey there. Let’s be friends.
Sorry, too creepy? My bad.
Let’s try this again.
There once was a girl by the name of hoptail
Her profile used to be a huge and horrible fail
It was really cringy
She was off of her hinge-ys
Now she’s back and just as chubby and pale
(Too self-deprecating… here’s another)
H ot (not figurately- …always sweating…)
(that’s a good one, I’ll stop there)
Now for some dialogue taken off the Crunchy Chat:
hoptail05: People die in me.
hoptail05: After I eat them of course.
hoptail05: I’m laughing so hard right now.
MY WILL FOR KONGREGATE
(taken from FEAR
OF THE DARK
hoptail05: I JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE
hoptail05: I want you to listen and be witnesses
hoptail05: of my kong will
hoptail05: I want my levels to go to Kinobu
garde123: 5/10 would read again.
hoptail05: I want my fav games to go to Jashu
hoptail05: My creds, few though they may be, should go to Ellaphants
hoptail05: And lastly, my friends list will go to Sirtoinou
garde123: Can I claim your points?
hoptail05: Oh and whatevers left will be split between garde and the totem pole at the mini golf place