ways to annoy people in a supermarket
1. put your fingers in your ears and anounce that your ‘not insane!!!’
2. grab the sucurity gaurds hat and slap him with it
3. walk in in a clown outfit
4. be a COMPLETE RETARD eg. pick up an egg and explain in VERY stuiped
voice “what you looking at?!?”
5. run with a trolly, and when you begin to gain speed place your chest on the bars and
lift your feet up. then say your superman.
6. push over finely stacked piles of cans
7. try to pry the automatic doors open.
8. every time the lady at the counter swipes one of your items under the scanner
make a “beep!” noise
9. dive for cover behind the nearest person whenever a fat person walks past and
yell, GET OF THE ROAD!!
10. shuffle your feet on the floor giggling idioticly
11. take your dog into the frozen treats isle
12. then try to get it to pee on the frozen chicken
13 if a security gaurd comes over to attempt to get you to leave, say
“its ok officer, im a nature activist. this chicken doesent deserve to be eaten.’
14. then hit im it the face with your sousage dog and run giggleing like a little girl
out the door.
15. come in with a plastic bag on your head and try to rob the counter.
16. buy a helium bloon, open it, suck up all the air. and begin to sing “i—am—IRON-MAN”
17. walk in begin to laugh like an idiot and being rolling on the floor peeing yourself.
18. walk behind some stranger in the the main isle cover there eye’s and excitedly
say “guess who?!!!!??”
19. “accidently” mix your shopping list with the main ingredients for a smoke grenade.
20. ask the counter lady if you can buy a pack of gum, if she replys with a yes say “sweet!”
and chuck the intier packet of gum, cover and all. into your mouth. the begin to chew maddly.
21. come in with a rivalry supermarkets bag, and yell out. ’WOW, THE FOOD HERE SURE DOES SUCK"
22. come in with a lucky eight ball and consult it on wiether you should buy this item or not,
repeat on everything you see.
23. come in wearing a teletubby outfit
24. begin to strangle an islsmic person a yell "WERE’S THE BOMB!!!
25. come in a begin to do the michale jackson “thriller dance” whilst listening to the
song on your headphones.
26. drive in on a racing bycylce, grab the nearest persons shopping bag bike to the counter
and say “hurry up, im in a hurry today”
27. walk in with a chicken and bite its head of in the middle of
a croud of people wearing white t-shirts
28. walk in pretending to be super mario, make the jump sound effect- and whisper into
the person next to you’s ear “hey, can you crouch down for a second so i can squash
you very tall mushroom?”
29. jump of the highest bench you can and yell “BODY SLAAAAAMM!!!!!”
30. walk up to somebody shoot them in the foot and yell “APRIL FOOLS!”
31. walk in waving a chainsaw on a chain around your head
32. walk in in a pair of aviator glasses looking very proud of yourself
33. dress up as sudam hussain
34. train a parrot to say “sqwaaauk, your a f**KTARD!” then walk in with it on your shoulder
dressed as a pirate
36. walk into the freezer leave the door open and say, “WHY’S IT SO COLD IN HERE?”
37. hide behind a pile of stacked cans the dive through and spear tackle
the nearest person then yell “oh sorry, i thought you were a terrorist”
38. come in with a giant fake moustache
39. and maybe a giant pair of glasses while your at it
40. challenge the security gaurd to a fight to the death
41. continously batt the “50’th aniversery” bloons
42. walk up to a blind man getting served at the counter and ask
“hey, hello??… you seem lost. let me mime you in the right direction”
43. run in and throw a flashbang at the ground
44. smash through the wall of the supermarket wearing a giant jug of cool aid
and yell “OH YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
45. have a pretend seizure in the middle of the room then get up and say
“how come none of you helped me!!”
46. walk up behind somebody and start with your finger, writing letters on their back
47. “got your nose”
48. run in dressed as a director and yell “cut!! cut!, you call that acting??”
49. jogging around the bread isle yelling “earn the jersey…”
50. pretending to be Chuck Noris
51. when the cashier lady asks “would you like a plastic bag?” reply “Chuck does not need a bag.”
then punch her
52. go trick-or-treating to the customers
53. bring a trampoline in and begin to bounce over the isle’s
54. break your leg attempting to jump the isle because you forgot to put some sort of backstop on the otherside
then ask for money because your hurt
55. walk in laughing at this list
56. one word, ventriloquist.
57. dress up your trolly as a motorised pacman and start eating the customers shopping bags
58. then pretend the security gaurds are ghosts. eat a blue recycleing bag and start chasing them around
saying “wacka-wacka-wacka-wacka”
59. yell “this—IS—SPARTAAHH!” and boot somebody into the the automatic doors then yell “close! hurry! he’s getting up”
60. run into the supermarket and run away with somebodys trolly
61. get hired, get fired
62. drive through the front of the supermarket wind down the window and ask “how much for parking?”
63. come in dressed as a mexican, walk up to everybody you see and say “get a perm douglas”
64. come in with un-plugged headphones and start dancing and headbanging furiously
65. walk in and yell “HEY GUYS! THE LISTS UP TO NUMBER 65! IM NEARLY DONE!COOL HU!”
66. walk in, in a karate gei and start karate chopping everything
67. bring in a matteres and stay the night
68. go up to sombody with an afro and say “sorry sir no pets aloud” and start patting his afro
69. go up to somebnody who has just swore and say “oooooooohh!!! you said a bad word!”
70. wait for somebody to cough the run up throw him to the ground and exclaim “its ok!, im a docter!”
71. steal the cashier till
72. tell all the employes their fired
73. look in everybody’s bags
74. make submarine noises
75. make parrot noises
76. make ANY annoying noise
77. run around yelling “bonk!” hitting people on the head with a inflateable mullet
78. be outside putting your face on the window breathing heavily
79. throwing water bombs at the just-ad-water lemonade isle
80. setup a marathon inside the supermarket
81. steal all of the boxes in storage and make a house in the middle of the supermarket
82. run in and throw a dodgeball at the cashiers face
83. run in then exclaim “CHHHHHEEEEEEESEEE” wait 4 seconds and do it again
84. have a pillow fight in the fast food isle
85. do the spongebob laugh in the seafood isle
86. eat the reciept and say “wheres my reciept???”
87. take a golf caddy inside
88. try to pickpocket somebody, get caught and shoo’d away. then do it to the same person
again
89. t-p a crowd of people
90. walk up to somebody go nose-to-nose then wait a while and say “good bye awkward”
91. wear a t-shirt saying “fcuk in orlando”
92. drive in inside a go-kart
93. pull your couch all the way from your house sit it down in front of the demo screen
hold your hand out and say “twenty dollars” to every passing person
94. tell black jokes to everybody you see
95. sing “we all live in a yellow submarine”
96. hide in the toilet and yell “oooohhhh im a ghoooost”
97. dress up as a ghost buster
98. block up the counter texting 1010101010101010101010101010 forever on your phone
99. put everything you see into your trolly seletape them together and say “this coupon intitles me to
to 1 free item”
100. run in and do a meerkat impression
101. the end
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