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About me

I was raised by shemale gay rabbits
I live in a box behind a McDonald’s (don’t ask me how I have internet)
I’m 14% Jewish, 25% black, 0.9% Chinese, and 60.1% retarded
I hate Santa clause because he raped me when i sat on his lap
I love everyone but I’m not gay – I’m just really happy
I like to bang my head on trees because it feels good when I stop
I have 6.5 friends because I had 13 but divorced one and had to split them in half with my divorcee
My favorite quote: “A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him” – Abraham Lincoln

  • Member Since: Aug. 05, 2009
  • Last Login: Jun. 02, 2012
  • Current Points: 23610
  • Comments: 30
  • Forum posts: 200
  • Location: There's no such thing as real life. There's only online and afk.
  • Sex: Mail
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iloveyoualls' game contributions

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ajwontpay

Apr 17, 2011 11:32am

heh. i know why you has internet at mcdonald’s.

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squink2

Nov 14, 2010 2:43pm

I love you too!

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Muslim1994

Jun 27, 2010 2:03pm

rofl two kong announcements.. fail

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Spartan_329 Jul 4, 2010 2:23pm

Funny account.

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