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The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

  • Age: 23
  • Sex: Male
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48 Days Later (completed)
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Skilled Survivor (completed)
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Locked and Loaded (completed)
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Friends with Bonuses (completed)
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"Have a Nice Flashback" (completed)
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Obsessive (completed)
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Finish all of the puzzles in Color Link-a-Pix Light Vol 1

Acquired Jan. 04, 2012

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CasP3r1

Sep 23, 2011 6:25pm

/hugs

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Firehearteddude

Nov 18, 2010 5:46pm

do u always talk like dat? u have RLLY good grammer
duz joo ALWAIZ tawk lyk dat? u havv rlly gud grammer

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ps3boy43

May 21, 2010 9:55pm

Cool avatar

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Ronster224

May 4, 2010 11:32am

awesome pic :D

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omazing

Mar 7, 2010 12:39pm

never really watched Austin Powers so sorry for that one. Everyone always says “Watch it” but I never actually got to it. XD

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