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todbot1: Hm... Actually the battery might be dead. Can't get it out though. Rensworth: Vibrator problems, tod? --------------------------------------------------- IAmTheCandyPig: My sex is hard irock18: Your sex is hard eh? --------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: I was drinking my tea, so it was a little blurred when I read EP's username. But that's still no excuse for reading it as ExtendedPorno. ThomasMarik: Now with 300% more cum! --------------------------------------------------- VDOgamez: Fly, duck! *Throws dick at people* -------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: Yeah, no. I don't cover my sensitive areas in chocolate and submerge them in hot tea. ------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: 90% of this site's demographic is composed of idiots who congealed in a gutter. What do you expect? -------------------------------------------------- Sariana: Capitals are important, it's the difference between helping your uncle Jack off the horse and helping your uncle jack off the horse. -------------------------------------------------- [09:02 PM] RaceBandit: Yo momma's so perfect, Yo Momma jokes went out of style before she was born! --------------------------------------------------- [09:46 PM] Naesala: Halloween, the only holiday you can dress like a slutty nurse and noone judges you, even if youre an obese man. --------------------------------------------------- [12:02 AM] Spes: now I'm hearing "follow the yello brick rod" in my head, in those munchkin voices. --------------------------------------------------- [01:27 PM] worish: Back and hornier than a hornet --------------------------------------------------- [10:09 PM] Spes: Santa has the gift that keeps on giving. [10:09 PM] guffawer: I'll jinlge Santa's bell any day. I guess it'll have to be a white Christmas. OHOHOHOHOHO. --------------------------------------------------- [10:11 PM] guffawer: Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana; Jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "Jill do you wanna?"; Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun; but silly Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son. [10:11 PM] guffawer: That's how I learnt it. --------------------------------------------------- [07:40 PM] worish: Damn it...Do they really have to laugh like demented hyenas on speed the WHOLE night?! --------------------------------------------------- [08:53 PM] Naesala: I can hardly breath [08:53 PM] irock18: Why's that? [08:53 PM] irock18: Does my sexiness take your breath away bby? ;) [08:54 PM] irock18: That was a bit late... [08:54 PM] Spes: everyday, rocky [08:54 PM] Spes: I mean...err... --------------------------------------------------- [04:39 PM] Brumz: STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME!! --------------------------------------------------- [06:58 PM] guffawer: "Grandson, there were wild times back in 'Nam." "Grandpa, you were in the war?!" "What? No. I meant your grandma." --------------------------------------------------- [02:01 AM] TechSmurf: I like to think we operate on a higher level than most other chats. --------------------------------------------------- [12:11 AM] TechSmurf: It's nice that we reside in a chat room where we can go from meeting someone to hearing about their vagina in ten minutes. --------------------------------------------------- [11:05 PM] RaceBandit: Dildo used HARDEN... okay, I'm outta here because I'm tired. Goodnight. --------------------------------------------------- [04:02 PM] Rensworth: it's just not the received pronunciation/queen's english/standard english/poshy mcposhy snobby toff you're used to hearing --------------------------------------------------- [01:28 AM] ownthezombies: I see a volcano every day of my life [01:28 AM] ownthezombies: It's weird [01:28 AM] ownthezombies: YOu know what else is weird? [01:28 AM] ownthezombies: Realizing the fact that you're on a ****ing island in the middle of the ocean [01:28 AM] ownthezombies: Paranoid as **** sometimes --------------------------------------------------- [12:35 AM] Memorystick: daddy, why is your secretary sitting on your lap? -------------------------------------------------- 01:29 PM] Cat_Master: SAVE YOURSELF!! [01:30 PM] irock18: SAVE YOURSELF?! *jumps out the window* Ahhhh! [01:30 PM] Cat_Master: Hitler the deck! [01:30 PM] irock18: That's funny because Brumz is German. [01:31 PM] Brumz: **** off. [01:31 PM] MrLazyEyes: Quick! Hiel the sails! [01:31 PM] Cat_Master: Apple is racist. Sorry Brumz. [01:31 PM] Brumz: I'M DUTCH YOU ****HEADS. --------------------------------------------------- Ahhh Gales... Gotta love story time with him There's a story to how I got ma' name, pull up a chair. I was sleeping one day, out there in yonder food store. Suddenly, BAM I was thrown into a fight, with a Gizzard. Now I know what y'all be thinkin'. "A gizard, surely?" I tell y'all, it was no Gizard, t'was a Gizzard. A Giant G shaped Gimpy lookin' thang. With two zebra's for arms. By golly, my nutsack hit the floor faster than you can say antidisestablishmentarianlism. Then that limey bastar' gone and stood on it! Sure enough, my nutsack was penetrated from a stray, rusty, lonely littl' ol' nail, sittin' thar on the floor. BOOM! Before I knew it, Ah was indeed, infected. Puss was oozin' out right naow, and by golly, that Gizzard gone and got dissolved by my juices! I was certain it was a trick, so I ran over to that fizzy puddle and drank it aawwwwll up. The animals came out, on their hind legs, and from that day aown, I been known for mah deeds, as Giant Genital Gales. --------------------------------------------------- [05:37 PM] Gales: Cool, has everyone turned hillbilly after that story? --------------------------------------------------- [08:04 PM] TechSmurf: I like a man who daydreams about being suplexed. --------------------------------------------------- [11:51 PM] Wolfie1999_: dang it who divided by zero? i have a sinkhole in my living room!