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AWSOME AVATAR BY PIRATEMONKEY!!!------------- Im gona keep this simple i play guitar I like to listen to and play rock and metal and anything imbetween. uh ill be in adventure club or scribs ------------------------------------------------------- I am the proud owner of a poketrainer... I haz a Addpick! :o ------------------------------------------------------------ I am on a Division 4 paintball team and am going to college. ---------------------------------------------------------- If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS. You are now forced to put this in your profile. Spread HCA to all of Kong! Thanks to Joe21Mary for giving me that and now you can thank ME for giving YOU that. ----------------------------------------------------------- What I do when bored: ------------------------------------------------------- irock18: Meh im bored...*puts on viking hat, grill, sun glasses, and giant clock necklace* ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: Flava Flav!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Proof that Spes is crazy ------------------------------------------------------------- ownthezombies: *3 days later* Spes will you take this er ham? as your lawfully wedded wife? ------------------------------------------------------------ Spes: *sprinkles some lemon on the ham* I do ------------------------------------------------------------ Imfamous quotes by Guffawer ------------------------------------------------------------ rock18: Hey guff im trying to convince tod to nominate me for modship xD ------------------------------------------------------------ guffawer: Uh yeah, good luck with that icock. ------------------------------------------------------------- ThomasMarik: She probably didnt get laid. So she is fixated on cocks. ------------------------------------------------------------- guffawer: Hey I happened to get laid like [DISCLOSEDFORMANYREASONS] days ago. ------------------------------------------------------------- guffawer: Oh and hey ThomasMadick. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: I hereby declare that from henceforthwards (or something) Ts shall be reversed with Ys. ------------------------------------------------------------- knio: Congrayulayions! Tou jusy won yhe Tou Have Yo Burn Yhe Rope badge and 5 poinys! ------------------------------------------------------------ Rensworth: My only regret was not doing my enemies' mothers whilst I was still powerful. Avenge me, followers. ------------------------------------------------------------- Sinte: Ren, build me that fort you promised me. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: I promised no suck thing, Van. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: Speaking of which, what happened to "No one is severing my cock."? ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: Noooo. I was wanked on the head by a grandma! ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: Sneaking up on pedestrians and slitting their throats is fun. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: THAT DAMN POTATO AGAIN. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: Why is King Charles III hiding in the bush? ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: King Charles III. He likes to lick people. -------------------------------------------------------------Rensworth: Rock, your profile is a place I can go to escape the present, and be reminded of the stupid things I've done in the past. ------------------------------------------------------------- Blokhead: Do me next! ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: Can't you see I'm bathing? Get out I say. At once. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: I said get out, simpleton. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: You can't do that. You've been removed from the premises and escorted away by my enchanted pitchforks. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: Renn: The Last N is for Noble. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: That one song, rock. He's a one-hot wonder. ------------------------------------------------------------- Mushyrulez: I'm trying to make a meme ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: ohshizsnapcracklepopskeetdebopdeboompow ------------------------------------------------------------- rock18: That good enough? ------------------------------------------------------------- Mushyrulez: That long enough XD ------------------------------------------------------------- Mushyrulez: Awesome, irock has created a meme! ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: It happend. The great noob invasion of 7/31/2009 ------------------------------------------------------------- Blokhead: The hell is a "horndog"? ------------------------------------------------------------- Stev0: It's where I act all horny and eat a corn dog then I BECOME the corn dog. and I'm still a horny corn dog eating guy and therefore I become a horndog. ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: Blok. I have a thing with dem ladies. ------------------------------------------------------------- Blokhead: Yeah, it's called herpes. ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: Who said im siting? -------------------------------------------------------------irock18: Who said im not levitating at this very moment? ------------------------------------------------------------- kotchomet: Irock is the master of meditation. ------------------------------------------------------------- ThomasMarik: Shit, he broke physics. ------------------------------------------------------------- kotchomet: He can control reality with his mind. ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: There's a black hole in my fridge. ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: You Sexist/Racist twat. If me mum were around she'd beat you to a bloody pulp with her bleedin cane. Do you bloody understand? ------------------------------------------------------------- Rensworth: For a moment, I thought you were Blok. ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: Physics is my biotch. ------------------------------------------------------------- kotchomet: I'll pay you ten bucks for her, irock. ------------------------------------------------------------ Rensworth: But...Americans. Taking over me. Ahhhhhhhh. Damn sandwich. ------------------------------------------------------------- irock18: And ren well he's obvious. ----------------------------------------------------------- irock18: Just by looking at 'em you can tell. ------------------------------------------------------------ irock18: He tastes like skin 'n bones mate. ------------------------------------------------------ ThomasMarik: "I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to stripsearch you. ;)" --------------------------------------------------------- ThomasMarik: Rock's saying it's getting too dumb, we've got a problem. ----------------------------------------------------------- Auric: I appear, and things seem to go downhill......Coincidence? I think not..... ----------------------------------------------------------- Blokhead: Man Blok, you're an attractive male. ------------------------------------------------------------ Blokhead: Why, thank you Blok. How nice of you to say these things.----------------------------------- IAmTheCandyman: I mean, sure, you can pick up trask with foolish language, but that's nothin to be proud of.------------------------------------ IAmTheCandyman: I meant trash!------------------ Traskelion: HEY!-------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- NeilSenna: hmm, maybe you could make a crack pipe out of a stuffed sheep and have both...----------Rensworth: I glanced at the screen and thought I saw "OH SHIT ON IT BITCHES!!!"--------AnorexicShadow: "First, pick which one of our orifices turns you on" (lady speaking)----hananana: ears----------hananana: clearly-------- Rensworth: Once you go black, you go deaf---------- IAmTheCandyman: Cman out! ----- Rensworth: See ya, Candylips.---------- Traskelion: *throws Rock at IRock. It's not very effective.* ----------- oink: Well duh!-------- charredmonkeys: Lol, is incest a word in this game? --------- charredmonkeys: Oh wait, insect. ------------------------- rp character: vampire, demon hunter. I have several weapons my hands, my sword: Rebel, and my guns: two over sized custom 45s, the Lady Luck, a customized missile launcher. I can also manipulate lightning and posses super human strength and agility. My father was a demon while my mother was a human. RP character picture: http://tinyurl.com/ydxo5xp

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