jacobplm

My name is Jacobplm. I enjoy writing, RPing, world building.

Arc Corp. Catalogs/Caravan- A traveling caravan/digital catalog, that sells the best in high end tech, artifacts, and magical reagents.
Item List:
TECH SECTION
PsiTronic Calculator- Ever wish you could analyze a person so completely, that you could predict his thoughts? now you can! The PsiTronic Calculator is a helmet that ups your brain power by over 800%, making you so smart, you can pass as psychic!(WARNING: Side effects include: Neural Decay, Dementia, Hat Hair, Migrains, Schizophrenia, and other illnesses. If you are female or may become female, please consult your doctor before using PsiTronic Calculator.)

PsiTronic Gauntlets- Utilizing our patented PsiTronic Technology and our GravLink Technology, use the PsiTronic Gauntlets to move heavy objects! Aim the gauntlets at any heavy object, make a fist, and move the object any way you want!(Warning: Arc Corp. is not responsible for any maimings, crushings, or sudden decapitations caused by incorrect use of PsiTronic Gauntlets.)

PsiTronic Vest- Who needs a ladder, with Arc Corps PsiTronic Vest! Use it to generate psychic platforms, that can be used to reach higher areas, stop bullets/speeding cars, and fix a leaky ceiling!(Warning: Do NOT try to encase someone in a PsiTronic Platform. Your vest will short circuit, and can wind up exploding.)

GravWing-Have you ever envied birds for their wings? Have you ever wanted to outmanuever jets in the air? Are you a sniper who thinks taking out your targets rom the air would be swell? Then get the GravWings! Oriinaly designed in 1931 for US military Arial Snipers, The GravWings work by a combination of AntiGravity and small motor.(Warning: Arc Corp is not responsible for failure of AntiGravity due to tampering.)

Sentinel Mech- Are you a CEO whose security personel stink? A collector o priceless artifacts that need something gaurded, but don’t trust humans not to screw it up? The get a Sentinel! A light mech prorammed to use handguns and light rifles, Sentinel is cheap, so you can buy a great deal to protect your valuables, your secrets, and your secret valuables!(Warning: The Better Business Bureau requies us to state their inspectors review of this product: “Basically a hight-tech red shirt, they might stop civilians thieves, but a trained soldier or decent thief will have a field days with these wastes of space. However, cheap enough to where you can easily buy a small army with a low amount of money.”)
Chaos Sentinel- Sick of normal sentinels only slowing your enemies down? Want an elite mechanicle soldier? Get the Chaos Sentinel! Quicker relexes and programmed to have a wider amount o weapon proficencies, as well as a small sheild generator make these the best choice for high priority missions.(Warning: Chaos Sentinels are prone to malfuntions, rendering them indiscrimanently homocidal, schizophrenic, and violently insane.)

Positronic Brain- sick of your robots/mechs/supercomputers/zombie horde acting like morons? Get the Positronic Brain! Designed to give whatever is hooked into it an instant AI, the Positronic Brain is designed for lightning quick computation, and high complexity equations. (Warning: Please don’t get water onto the brain. Doing so can result in a shortout, rendering the brain useless. What, did you think we were going to give you a ’Don’t ___ because it will cause ____ to result in your death’ type warning? Not all of our products use experimental tech, you know.)

ZomB- Are you the caretaker of a graveyard who needs a way to scare off teenagers? A dictator in need of an excuse to stay in power? A general who doesn’t want to sacrifice soldiers? Gat some ZomBs! Designed using the latest in medical nanobots, ZomBs are controlled using a specially designed remote available only to Arc Corp buyers! Plus, no need to constantly replace them! They can only be killed via headshot, and spread the nanobots via their bites! (Warning: Losing the control remote WILL result in your death.)

Iron Chicken- Do you wishto stride the battlefield, knowing that almost none are a threat? To bring destruction to your enemies with a arsenal of heavy weaponry? Then get the Iron Chicken, a Heavy Exo Mech. Using two forward facing legs to move, a redundant shield generator to keep armored, several tank class weapons to fight with, as well as a lack of distracting arms that you would never use anyways, the Iron Chicken is an EGG-celent choice for your warefare needs.

CONSUMABLES
Rage Cola- Are you a nerd who gets picked on? A simple man who’s property is threatened by those with more power than you? A random citizen about to get mugged? Try Rage Cola! Increasing muscle mass by 700% and doubling your testosterone and adrenalin outputs, you will be a walking tank, capable of going toe to toe with any trained military man! (Warning: Rage Cola is temporary, and when it wears off, expect dizziness, tiredness, and vomiting.)

Magic Chocolate- Sick of all those ‘Wizards’ and ‘Mages’ showing off? Show them, with Magic Chocolate! Mixed with concentrated mana crystal and various magical reagents, Magic Chocolate boosts your base magic ability by 300%!

BenDee Gum- Ever wanted to be taller? Ever wanted to reach something, but couldn’t? ever wanted to fit into spaces no person with a spine could fit? Get BenDee Gum! Mixed with our patented WacE Matter(TradeMark), BenDee gum makes you at least 300% more elastic!