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The Farm

Play The Farm

Apr. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

Is he using tyrannosaurus rounds in his rifle? When the wolves get shot their upper halves get destroyed and internal organs litter the ground for up to 10 meters.

Burrito Bison

Play Burrito Bison

Mar. 07, 2011

Rating: 16

*crackle*... Captain we have a problem! An escaped bovine oriented wrestler is hurtling around at Mach speeds and squishing the citizens into jelly with his rocket powered pelvic thrust, OF DEATH! What's worse is that half the population has grabbed random commodities from their homes and have began a contest, "who can get pulverized the most". What are your orders. *crackle*... I believe now is the the time to order all of your officers to run around in a mass confusion and only try to apprehend the convict if he intends to spatter you with his PELVIC THRUST OF DEATH!

Bat Country

Play Bat Country

Jan. 16, 2011

Rating: 4

SPLAT. "Private, what the hell was that!" "Well Sir, it is your average giant genetically manipulated avian mice who are hell bent on killing the two of us, splatting against the windshield.

Effing Meteors

Play Effing Meteors

Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: 17

Mr. President sir, we have just been informed that there is an 96 mile wide meteoroid on a collision course with the earth! And it appears all the aliens have escaped from Area 51. And a radioactive T-Rex that fires its layzor has broken out of Jurassic park too. I suggest we run like hell.

Darkest Days

Play Darkest Days

Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: 3

Not that bad of a game, like viricide but not as good. The aiming system is horrible, you would think that with such an advanced ship they would make a gun that fires at the enemy in front of you instead of the ones in your peripheral vision. It makes up for it with a great plot, but I want to know then end without playing the game.

Scene of the Crime: Golden Doll

Play Scene of the Crime: Golden Doll

Sep. 19, 2010

Rating: -3

I cant connect the two blood samples, you are supposed 2.

Click the Pedal On The Stem

Play Click the Pedal On The Stem

Sep. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

Right click and click "Forwards", surprise surprise! You Win the pointless game.

Z-Rox

Play Z-Rox

Aug. 30, 2010

Rating: 5

nvm you just enter square

Z-Rox

Play Z-Rox

Aug. 30, 2010

Rating: 0

I know that the lvl 11 is a square I just don't know how to enter a square though

One Step Back

Play One Step Back

Aug. 22, 2010

Rating: 0

Wonderful choice of music and great game concept. There should be a separate category for games like fig. 8, The company of myself, imortall, and this. Gamecat approves =^.^=

Solipskier

Play Solipskier

Aug. 14, 2010

Rating: 1

Great game although I would appreciate if someone could explain the name too me. Gamecat approves =^.^=

You are a...

Play You are a...

Jun. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

You a buff bag of shit who like to melt balls

Butterfly fantasy3

Play Butterfly fantasy3

May. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

I didn't completely understand the plot, but the artwork was beautiful. Gamecat approves =^.^=

Hello Worlds!

Play Hello Worlds!

May. 28, 2010

Rating: -2

kinda like a combo of continuity and shift, col game concept. Gamecat approves =^.^=

the Game of Disorientation

Play the Game of Disorientation

May. 24, 2010

Rating: 0

My head hurts

Push

Play Push

May. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

very cool. Gamecat aproves -^.^-

Secret Exit

Play Secret Exit

May. 13, 2010

Rating: 2

Kinda like "take something literally"

Ragdoll Invaders

Play Ragdoll Invaders

May. 12, 2010

Rating: -13

Spray and pray rolf, Gamecat approves lol. -^.^-

Ragdoll Invaders

Play Ragdoll Invaders

May. 12, 2010

Rating: -16

Spray and pray rolf. Gamecat approves lol. -^.^-

Ragdoll Invaders

Play Ragdoll Invaders

May. 12, 2010

Rating: -11

Spray and pray rolf. Gamecat approves lol. -^.^-