*crackle*... Captain we have a problem! An escaped bovine oriented wrestler is hurtling around at Mach speeds and squishing the citizens into jelly with his rocket powered pelvic thrust, OF DEATH! What's worse is that half the population has grabbed random commodities from their homes and have began a contest, "who can get pulverized the most". What are your orders. *crackle*... I believe now is the the time to order all of your officers to run around in a mass confusion and only try to apprehend the convict if he intends to spatter you with his PELVIC THRUST OF DEATH!
Mr. President sir, we have just been informed that there is an 96 mile wide meteoroid on a collision course with the earth! And it appears all the aliens have escaped from Area 51. And a radioactive T-Rex that fires its layzor has broken out of Jurassic park too. I suggest we run like hell.
Not that bad of a game, like viricide but not as good. The aiming system is horrible, you would think that with such an advanced ship they would make a gun that fires at the enemy in front of you instead of the ones in your peripheral vision. It makes up for it with a great plot, but I want to know then end without playing the game.
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