jallahan's Comments

Game Comments
Play The Farm The Farm Apr. 10, 2011
Is he using tyrannosaurus rounds in his rifle? When the wolves get shot their upper halves get destroyed and internal organs litter the ground for up to 10 meters.
Play Burrito Bison Burrito Bison Mar. 07, 2011
*crackle*... Captain we have a problem! An escaped bovine oriented wrestler is hurtling around at Mach speeds and squishing the citizens into jelly with his rocket powered pelvic thrust, OF DEATH! What's worse is that half the population has grabbed random commodities from their homes and have began a contest, "who can get pulverized the most". What are your orders. *crackle*... I believe now is the the time to order all of your officers to run around in a mass confusion and only try to apprehend the convict if he intends to spatter you with his PELVIC THRUST OF DEATH!
Play Bat Country Bat Country Jan. 16, 2011
SPLAT. "Private, what the hell was that!" "Well Sir, it is your average giant genetically manipulated avian mice who are hell bent on killing the two of us, splatting against the windshield.
Play Effing Meteors Effing Meteors Jan. 02, 2011
Mr. President sir, we have just been informed that there is an 96 mile wide meteoroid on a collision course with the earth! And it appears all the aliens have escaped from Area 51. And a radioactive T-Rex that fires its layzor has broken out of Jurassic park too. I suggest we run like hell.
Play Darkest Days Darkest Days Dec. 21, 2010
Not that bad of a game, like viricide but not as good. The aiming system is horrible, you would think that with such an advanced ship they would make a gun that fires at the enemy in front of you instead of the ones in your peripheral vision. It makes up for it with a great plot, but I want to know then end without playing the game.
Play Scene of the Crime: Golden Doll Scene of the Crime: Golden Doll Sep. 19, 2010
I cant connect the two blood samples, you are supposed 2.
Play Click the Pedal On The Stem Click the Pedal On The Stem Sep. 12, 2010
Right click and click "Forwards", surprise surprise! You Win the pointless game.
Play Z-Rox Z-Rox Aug. 30, 2010
nvm you just enter square
Play Z-Rox Z-Rox Aug. 30, 2010
I know that the lvl 11 is a square I just don't know how to enter a square though
Play One Step Back One Step Back Aug. 22, 2010
Wonderful choice of music and great game concept. There should be a separate category for games like fig. 8, The company of myself, imortall, and this. Gamecat approves =^.^=
Play Solipskier Solipskier Aug. 14, 2010
Great game although I would appreciate if someone could explain the name too me. Gamecat approves =^.^=
Play You are a... You are a... Jun. 23, 2010
You a buff bag of shit who like to melt balls
Play Butterfly fantasy3 Butterfly fantasy3 May. 29, 2010
I didn't completely understand the plot, but the artwork was beautiful. Gamecat approves =^.^=
Play Hello Worlds! Hello Worlds! May. 28, 2010
kinda like a combo of continuity and shift, col game concept. Gamecat approves =^.^=
Play the Game of Disorientation the Game of Disorientation May. 24, 2010
My head hurts
Play Push Push May. 13, 2010
very cool. Gamecat aproves -^.^-
Play Secret Exit Secret Exit May. 13, 2010
Kinda like "take something literally"
Play Ragdoll Invaders Ragdoll Invaders May. 12, 2010
Spray and pray rolf, Gamecat approves lol. -^.^-
Play Ragdoll Invaders Ragdoll Invaders May. 12, 2010
Spray and pray rolf. Gamecat approves lol. -^.^-
Play Ragdoll Invaders Ragdoll Invaders May. 12, 2010
Spray and pray rolf. Gamecat approves lol. -^.^-