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Play Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL Oct. 23, 2014
Hard badge, here I... no. Just no. Don't get me wrong, I think this is a good game. But you can hit remarkably close to a city and still only get an x1 multiplier. I think you really need to balance up this game by at least rewarding players with an x2 multiplier just fir hitting the correct country. Partition the bigger countries if you have to, but the truth is that the Middle East and Africa has a shit ton of countries and it's an achievement to just hit one correctly. + so the dev can see
Play Symon Symon Oct. 22, 2014
As you complete the game, there are photos on the wall that will appear as you complete the endings. 5/5 just for that insight.
Play Open Doors Open Doors Oct. 22, 2014
The real question is: what are the doors being stopped by if there is no doorway to stop the doors from spinning freely?
Play Four Second Frenzy Four Second Frenzy Oct. 20, 2014
To complete this badge, you'll need to save at least five lives for the boss fight, and with a bit of luck, avoid the hard minigames. It's more like complete 70 minigames when you include the bossfight. Oh, and a small tip: shoot for the whites of the eyes. Shoot the sides and you'll not get anywhere. + so others can see
Play MoneySeize MoneySeize Oct. 19, 2014
Meat Boy and a Thousand Bandaids.
Play Creeper World 2: Academy Creeper World 2: Academy Oct. 19, 2014
Level 5 should be renamed "Endurance". You'll have fun waiting half an hour for a shit ton of launchers (for me it was 23) to shoot through dense Creeper. Guess any chance of replayability value is off then.
Play Feed the King Feed the King Oct. 18, 2014
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the latent flying power of dwarf kings.
Play Epic Coaster Epic Coaster Oct. 18, 2014
If this roller coaster is able to jump, then at some point, it doesn't require electricity. Kudos to the dev for finally building an economically sound theme park attraction.
Play MoneySeize MoneySeize Oct. 18, 2014
For the secrets: Look inside levels 1, 10, 18 25, 36, 40, the top of the world map (and I mean very top), as well as Secret Levels 1, 4 and 7. Yup, that's right. The secret levels have secrets too.
Play Manufactoria Manufactoria Oct. 18, 2014
The malevolence engine cannot check for all possible solutions (because that would take forever) so it checks the algorithm instead. BUT if the malevolence engine can already detect whether your algorithm is correct or not, then it knows how to write the algorithm. Conclusion: The malevolence engine is a lazy bastard who is doing this to waste our time. But this waste of time was so totally worth it. 5/5
Play MoneySeize MoneySeize Oct. 18, 2014
Me: An impossible badge for 1010 coins? Pffft. I did Clean Runs on Meat Boy. What could possibly go wrong? Me five minutes later: You bastard, me five minutes ago. You had to jinx the badge, didn't you?
Play Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Oct. 15, 2014
Ah, old school games. Where posts will be at least one month between one another.
Play Rogue Soul Rogue Soul Oct. 12, 2014
I really, really suggest you play this one BEFORE Rogue Soul 2. otherwise you forget to use the parachute!
Play Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade Oct. 11, 2014
Question: of all places, why do the bats aim for the dick every time?
Play Rogue Soul 2 Rogue Soul 2 Oct. 11, 2014
For the 60-pointer: In the final Arena battle, do NOT injure the Zoul until you have defeated the Captain and the Engineer, or the Zoul will overpower you. For survival, restart instantly if you get hit in Zones 1 or 2. Hold back when you reach the jump point and you get a free 10 metres (you’ll need it, trust me). Charge into normals, dagger all elites (dagger Elite Knights when they swing for you). No enemy can attack up, so try and stomp down on enemies when attacking. The Elite Spearmen can attack down – if they do, attack head on if you can, otherwise avoid. Throw a dagger before jumping for high ground – every ground enemy counts. You’ll want combos of at least x20 in most zones, and x50 combos on harder zones for any hope of a loot badge, and Zone 10 for distance. However, prioritize survival and use daggers for hard parts. Finally, survival and challenges are mainly memorization of what parts to expect in each zone – practice makes perfect. + so everyone can see!
Play Hook Hook Oct. 10, 2014
Pro tip: Do NOT play this game with a trackpad. It is frustrating.
Play Multitask Multitask Oct. 09, 2014
And this is where energy drink becomes your best friend.
Play Rogue Soul 2 Rogue Soul 2 Oct. 03, 2014
Hey, SoulGame, any chance you could actually make coins count in the challenges? It's kind of annoying to do challenges and not have anything to show for it except a couple of stars.
Play Vector Stunt Vector Stunt Oct. 02, 2014
Say whatever you want Greg. Considering most impossible badges are only awarded 6,000 times each on average, this badge is as impossible as impossible gets.
Play Ninja Slash Ninja Slash Sep. 29, 2014
Slashing bamboo and street lights contributes to your combo and score, something you should keep in mind when aiming for a hard badge.