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Play Tale of Scale Tale of Scale Jan. 26, 2015
If you don't want to give your kids cookies, you shouldn't tell them where they are - or have any at all for that mother. This kid has a terrible mother.
Play 10 More Bullets 10 More Bullets Jan. 24, 2015
Just watched one bullet kill 100 ships. Now I wanna go set off some fireworks.
Play Boss Battle Boss Battle Dec. 17, 2014
I had to stock up to 8 lives just to beat this game on Hard mode... and even then I was on my final life when I beat the boss for the last time.
Play Picma Squared Picma Squared Dec. 11, 2014
This could be just me, but I just cannot seem to guess what the picture is until I see the picture at the end. I have no idea why that is the case.
Play Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Dec. 09, 2014
Okay, this one is terrible. On top of bad graphics, no offset, and an invincible powerup that isn't invincibe, you get penalized for holds AND the lag is significant. Okay, I have a bad computer, but SCGMD3 ran perfectly fine and didn't have the shit I have to put up with this one.
Play i saw her standing there i saw her standing there Dec. 09, 2014
If you don't use the gun on the gun level, it will say "but I don't always use it". Thumb up just for adding that in.
Play Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Dec. 08, 2014
You know, I have nothing about music games. But this one... really isn't any good. There's no option to offset if your computer's a bit early or late, the powerup that looks invincible isn't invincible, and the graphics are, quite frankly, terrible.
Play Adventure Story Adventure Story Dec. 06, 2014
From the makers of Epic Battle Fantasy comes Epic Battle Adventure Time.
Play Ultimate Assassin 3 Ultimate Assassin 3 Dec. 06, 2014
If an easy level pack is worth a medium badge, you know you're gonna have a bad time.
Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Dec. 06, 2014
Play Hippolyta Hippolyta Dec. 05, 2014
Everyone, to get this impossible badge you need to slow down your computers. Do this by streaming high quality videos onto your computer and keeping the tabs open (five tabs should do the trick). The result will be that you will be able to predict upcoming obstacles easier, but the time needed to complete the levels will be the same, so you will be able to sprint through all the levels and get the impossible badge faster. + so everyone can see.
Play Mytheria Mytheria Nov. 28, 2014
Magic: The Gathering with badges.
Play Pirates Vs Ninjas Pirates Vs Ninjas Nov. 26, 2014
Moral of the story: You can let the captives take one for the team, just as long as you kill the enemy first.
Play Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 Nov. 25, 2014
I don't care how good the effects look, if I want to focus on concentration then there should be an option to turn them off.
Play Grid16 Grid16 Nov. 25, 2014
...And this is why I hated the Multitask 2 switch mode. Way to build off my frustration, jmtb02.
Play Jacksmith Jacksmith Nov. 24, 2014
Wait a minute. Did I just see TWO loading screens when I started the game?
Play Mardi Gras Mayhem Mardi Gras Mayhem Nov. 24, 2014
Yeah, there is absolutely no way I'd buy a ring for Jane, not if she's going to try throwing firecrackers at me from a dragon pinata. Besides, she looks like a guy in a ponytail.
Play Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3 Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3 Nov. 23, 2014
God forbid you have lag in this game. God forbid.
Play Multitask 2 Multitask 2 Nov. 21, 2014
That hard badge... When you get it, it feels so worth it.
Play Mu Complex : Episode One Mu Complex : Episode One Nov. 20, 2014
The fact that you can look up the archives of the Chicago Tribunal to type in the password, and that there is the "This is a Triumph" script gives me a theory. You are hacking into the military complex Aperture Science used before they moved to a different complex. Lya is the predecessor of GLaDOS, and the only difference between them is that GLaDOS had a mother of a patch (literally, the patch was Caroline, and the patch failed). I mean, come on. Even the voices are similar. That's no coincidence.