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Jcalm is a registered copyrighted trademark of Me. If anyone takes the name or has any variation of my name, I’ll kill them and family with a spoon. ☻
I am now a college student! With the help of my girlfriend, roommate, friends, and Monster Energy drinks, I will graduate in 2018! Then I will be a teacher!
A poem VanillaRose wrote for me
Joey is the guy that lives in a kangaroo… He’s a great friend for me and you… Funny, cool and kind are his best qualities… And i am lucky to experience these :)
Chronicles of Jcalm:
One day, on January 7th 1993, an amazing thing happened. I was born. When I was born I was wearing a suit. I was a classy baby. My mom and dad blew up when I was 10, so I became a hot dog vendor until now.
Old Man Kmac had a farm. Eeyi Eeyi O, and on that farm he had lots of sex, Eeyi Eeyi O, He had sex with a cow, he had sex with a pig, He had sex with the farm girl. And she was under age.
“Hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ has been the fulfillment of a life-long dream for me. And I just want to say to the kids out their watching, you can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.” –Conan O’Brien
Jay Leno cuts his birthday cake with the same knife he stabbed Conan in the back with.
Like ships that go out to sea, I spoon my soup away from me. And when the spoon has left the bowl, I will cram it down my hole.