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Play Thelemite Thelemite Oct. 27, 2011
My "X" key just caught on fire.
Play Accelerator Accelerator Oct. 21, 2011
999...TWICE. Anyone selling an unwanted mouse??? Mine just spontaneously exploded against the wall.
Play Frantic Frigates Frantic Frigates Aug. 27, 2011
Anyone else notice that the gunners on your ship are BEAST?
Play ESCAPE ESCAPE Aug. 23, 2011
Finally, a game that will make my ESC key match my WASD and arrow keys. And when I say match, I mean ESC is gonna rub off.
Play Crush The Castle 2 PP Crush The Castle 2 PP Aug. 05, 2011
Obama should have used Dim's "Secret Meeting Place."
Play Snail Bob 2 Snail Bob 2 Jul. 05, 2011
Anyone else feel bad for the caterpillar you had to repeatedly punch in the face with a giant boxing glove?
Play Ultimate Assassin 3 Ultimate Assassin 3 Jul. 03, 2011
@hercludes Dude, the main point of an Impossible badge is that it's freaking IMPOSSIBLE. Obviously it's gonna take forever to obtain; that's why it's worth so many points. Bitching about an Impossible badge being too hard is just retarded.
Play Ultimate Assassin 3 Ultimate Assassin 3 Jun. 26, 2011
For everyone that's giving suggestions on making the game better, that's great. But what's made this franchise so successful, in my opinion at least, is it's simplicity. In a day and age where storyline and graphics usually command most of the opinion in judging a game, it's nice to have one where the fun factor rules. What makes the Ultimate Assassin games so great is the lack of bells and whistles and the insane amount of entertainment.
Play RPG Shooter: Starwish RPG Shooter: Starwish Jun. 08, 2011
I'm getting so caught up in the story that I keep forgetting I'm playing a game. This is spectacular. The first 5 I've given a game in quite some time.
Play The Adventures of Red The Adventures of Red May. 28, 2011
I went through all that trouble, I don't care what kind of muffin it is that thing is gonna get DESTROYED.
Play Tactical Assassin 3 Tactical Assassin 3 Apr. 20, 2011
It's really sad that this franchise is getting worse with every game.
Play Flight Flight Feb. 07, 2011
Taylor Gang or throw it backwards.
Play Santa Can Fly Santa Can Fly Dec. 24, 2010
I catched a lot of presents.
Play You Find Yourself In A Room You Find Yourself In A Room Dec. 19, 2010
Yeah, I bet 95% of the people that finished this game didn't understand it.
Play Radical Fishing Radical Fishing Dec. 12, 2010
I want sushi so bad now.
Play Lucky Tower Lucky Tower Nov. 07, 2010
I'm too handsome to dieeeeeee
Play Sieger Sieger Oct. 06, 2010
Dare I say this is better than Crush the Castle? YES I DARE.
Play Sock Dye Sock Dye Sep. 04, 2010
This is actually a great game.
Play Battle of Britain: 303 Squadron Battle of Britain: 303 Squadron Jul. 26, 2010
I'm the only one that has anything to say against the long ass and pointless tutorial???
Play Kill More Birds With Rockets Kill More Birds With Rockets Jul. 12, 2010
No one has anything to say about the targeting system? I personally don't want my rockets flying towards the nearest bird, it's almost a crap shoot as to what I'm going to blow up.