Found a solution to the game:
How to win Trollface Launch
1. Have all the items in the store
2. Have the full alphabet
3. Not use a SINGLE accelerator or trololo, not even ONCE
4. Do all of this by LAUNCH 17
During launch 17, the new item sign will appear, click on it.
In the store, roll over the super-upgrade and the face will melt. You can then buy it. It allows you to con"troll" the troll, and you can hit him on the ground to make holes in it. Dig deep enough doing this and you will run into a cave. There, you fight a boss by throwing jelly at her. One problem: HE DIDN'T TELL WHO THE BOSS WAS (other than it was a girl). Anyway, after that, you'll come to a catapult or something like that with a crank-able meter. Crank it up to 9001 and you get a cinematic of troll trolling God, and the latter getting so upset that he leaves, leaving troll as god. Crank it down to -9001 and you get a cinematic of troll getting on a surfboard and trolling the Internetz forever.