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QUEM SOU,EU SOU EU VIDA LOKA.

Vida Loka não briga..arranja treta
*Vida Loka não bebe..chapa o coco
*Vida Loka não cai..capota
*Vida Loka não entende..se liga
*Vida Loka não fuma..dá uns pega
*Vida Loka não passeia…dá um rolê
*Vida Loka não come..ranga
*Vida Loka não entra..cai pra dentro
*Vida Loka não mata..destrói/dichava
*Vida Loka não fala..bola 1 idéia
*Vida Loka não dorme..apaga
*Vida Loka nunca tá apaixonado..tá afim
*Vida Loka não namora..dá uns cato
*Vida Loka não mente..dá um migué
*Vida Loka não ouve música..curte um som
*Vida Loka não se dá mal..a casa cai
*Vida Loka não acha interessante..acha bem lôco
*Vida Loka não tem amigos..tem uns truta /parceiros
*Vida Loka não mora em bairro..se esconde nas quebrada.
*Vida Loka Até o fim

Member Since: Oct. 29, 2010
Last Login: Oct. 14, 2011
Current Points: 186
Comments: 0
Forum posts: 0

Age: 31
Sex: Male

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Geology Studies Badge (easy - 5 points)

Conquer the volcanic third stage in Epic War 4

Acquired Jul. 29, 2011

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Party of Five Badge (medium - 15 points)

Band together with 4 other survivors in The Last Stand 2

Acquired Feb. 25, 2011

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101 Damnations Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 101 damn dirty zombies in The Last Stand 2

Acquired Feb. 25, 2011

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Express Delivery Badge (medium - 15 points)

Capture 10 flags in TDP4 Team Battle

Acquired Feb. 24, 2011

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Green Horn Badge (easy - 5 points)

Get your first 15 kills in TDP4 Team Battle

Acquired Feb. 24, 2011

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Battle Refinement Badge (hard - 30 points)

Battle your way up to level 5 in TDP4 Team Battle

Acquired Feb. 24, 2011

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First Love Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete your dream in The Majesty of Colors

Acquired Dec. 18, 2010

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Killin' Nazi Business Badge (easy - 5 points)

Collect 100 Nazi scalps in Warfare 1944

Acquired Dec. 10, 2010

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Reach character level 3 to unlock the fire fury in GunBot

Acquired Nov. 25, 2010

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Reach an altitude of 300,000 feet to complete your mission in IntoSpace!

Acquired Nov. 13, 2010

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Aerospace Funding Plan B Badge (easy - 5 points)

Collect 5 money power-ups during a single flight in IntoSpace!

Acquired Nov. 13, 2010

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Be Kind, Please Rewind Badge (easy - 5 points)

Acquire the tape in Sonny 2

Acquired Nov. 12, 2010

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Complete level 5 under "Kongregate badge mode" in Portal: The Flash Version

Acquired Nov. 12, 2010

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Slay 20 disease-ridden enemies in Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Acquired Nov. 01, 2010

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Unlock the achievement system in UPGRADE COMPLETE!

Acquired Nov. 01, 2010

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Decked Out Badge (medium - 15 points)

Unlock 10 total cards in Epic War 3

Acquired Nov. 01, 2010

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Epic Skirmishes Badge (easy - 5 points)

Assault your way to owning 5 total territories in Epic War 3

Acquired Nov. 01, 2010

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The only good undead is a dead undead! Kill 100 zombies during a single game in Boxhead: The Zombie Wars

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joao800's Favorite Games

: Warfare 1944

: TDP4 Team Battle

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