jordab's Comments

Game Comments
Play Hero Simulator Hero Simulator Jul. 23, 2015
I'm pretty sure this isn't just me. The final manager, who is supposed to automatically start The Grail quest... Doesn't. You still have to click on the quest yourself if you want to start it.
Play BroForce BroForce Apr. 14, 2015
I concur. This feels very stolen to me.
Play Fear Less! Fear Less! Apr. 11, 2015
Yeesh. I would have nightmares every night too, sleeping in a room like that.
Play Boss Slayer Boss Slayer Jan. 31, 2015
This is a pretty lame bullet hell, to be honest. There are a bunch of projectiles that unpredictably shoot tiny projectiles that are the exact same color as your ship, and you can't move your ship fast enough. So the game is entirely impossible until you get the final "add bullet" upgrade, at which point you can just tank the entire game without any effort.
Play Pwong 2 Pwong 2 Jan. 11, 2015
Developer promised an update to make the game an acceptable level of epic. Four years later, nothing has happened. -1/5.
Play Orbital Onslaught Orbital Onslaught Dec. 17, 2014
Okay, no, something is broken. Two gunships just duked it out and mine died nearly instantly with the enemy gunship losing only a little bit of health. Is my game bugged? Am I missing something?
Play Orbital Onslaught Orbital Onslaught Dec. 17, 2014
So... The rocket unit is hilariously worthless. The sniper takes down everything, including vehicles, much better... If a rocket unit is supposed to counter a tank, why does the same level rocket unit only take away a tiny bit of the tank's health before dying in two shots? And really? A massive penalty due to a thrown-in life system? Since when were these games so unforgiving to players that make choices that they couldn't have known were bad, like, you know, buying and upgrading rocket units?
Play Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL Dec. 16, 2014
"Hm, this isn't so hard, as long as I get a bit lucky with countries i know from the borde--" *game removes country borders* "BELIAL'S TAINT!"
Play Strike Force Heroes 2 Strike Force Heroes 2 Dec. 11, 2014
Playing this again due to Raze 3 being a massive disappointment.
Play A Dance of Fire and Ice A Dance of Fire and Ice Dec. 03, 2014
This game has a really weird issue with simple rhythm-keeping. Is it the auto-calibration? Because I keep getting failed during the straight paths while hitting the button right with the beat. And I know I have rhythm; I got all perfects on Rhythm Heaven Fever. #humblebrag
Developer response from fizzd

If you indeed have all perfects on RH then I believe you do have good rhythm :) i'd like to message you to find out the cause of the issue, cause for many people it works fine.

Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Nov. 04, 2014
>2mph >ball is rolling across the field like it's in a hurricane mmmhm
Play Walk Straight Walk Straight Nov. 02, 2014
5/5 for the reversed music if you die for the one screen the game is upside-down.
Play Idle Recruit Idle Recruit Nov. 02, 2014
Okay. Really freaked out that the first car I guessed was Prius. Why would I even guess that first? There is subliminal garbage going on here...
Play Perfect Balance 2 Perfect Balance 2 Oct. 30, 2014
Do you know what I love? Phsyics games with broken physics. "Balanced" things falling down when they aren't touched by anything? Yeah. Fun.
Play Chaos Faction 2 Chaos Faction 2 Oct. 26, 2014
Wow. So much salt in these comments.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Oct. 23, 2014
Mehh... This game... I can't keep interest in it anymore. It went the way of most idle games and turned from a fun, simplistic, math-driven romp of fun, into an overly-complicated mess. And really? The UI is awful. It's gaudy, stupid, and made explicitly for mobile devices. There's not even an option menu anymore, for goodness sake. It doesn't help that you'll say that you'll add scrollbars, and 20 days later...
Play Indestruct2Tank Indestruct2Tank Oct. 20, 2014
Mm. So much salt in these comments. Like a bottle of soy sauce in here.
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Oct. 06, 2014
What is "griefing" exactly? Does adding somebody on Kongregate to find out their IGN before sending thugs and assassins at that person, because they disagreed with you in an argument count as griefing?
Developer response from delosford

No, but I'm pretty sure it would qualify as generally retarded. Which isn't against the rules, per-se.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 18, 2014
I think there should be some sort of cap on how much people can play on binary bills. For instance, .001% or some such would prevent people from playing against it anymore, or 200% would prevent people from playing for the bill anymore. It's just annoying to see floods of 100+ plays after the bill reaches 0% or 100%. I feel like this relic-hunting energy wasting is getting in the way of the rest of the game.
Developer response from delosford

Notice how relics aren't being given out for those bills anymore? That's not a coincidence. The protections against farming needed to be updated considering they were written for 1/10th the playerbase.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 17, 2014
I'm not sure how possible this is, but can you make it so that, on the Binary Bills page, the greenness/redness of the bills corresponds to whether or not that effect is positive for your party? For instance, a Green Party member would see red for "animal testing legal" and green for "GMO products banned."
Developer response from delosford

It would be possible, but you can look at the visualization at the bottom (or your bill introduce list) to get the same information.