jordab's Comments

Game Comments
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Nov. 04, 2014
>2mph >ball is rolling across the field like it's in a hurricane mmmhm
Play Walk Straight Walk Straight Nov. 02, 2014
5/5 for the reversed music if you die for the one screen the game is upside-down.
Play Idle Recruit Idle Recruit Nov. 02, 2014
Okay. Really freaked out that the first car I guessed was Prius. Why would I even guess that first? There is subliminal garbage going on here...
Play Perfect Balance 2 Perfect Balance 2 Oct. 30, 2014
Do you know what I love? Phsyics games with broken physics. "Balanced" things falling down when they aren't touched by anything? Yeah. Fun.
Play Chaos Faction 2 Chaos Faction 2 Oct. 26, 2014
Wow. So much salt in these comments.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Oct. 23, 2014
Mehh... This game... I can't keep interest in it anymore. It went the way of most idle games and turned from a fun, simplistic, math-driven romp of fun, into an overly-complicated mess. And really? The UI is awful. It's gaudy, stupid, and made explicitly for mobile devices. There's not even an option menu anymore, for goodness sake. It doesn't help that you'll say that you'll add scrollbars, and 20 days later...
Play Indestruct2Tank Indestruct2Tank Oct. 20, 2014
Mm. So much salt in these comments. Like a bottle of soy sauce in here.
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Oct. 06, 2014
What is "griefing" exactly? Does adding somebody on Kongregate to find out their IGN before sending thugs and assassins at that person, because they disagreed with you in an argument count as griefing?
Developer response from delosford

No, but I'm pretty sure it would qualify as generally retarded. Which isn't against the rules, per-se.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 18, 2014
I think there should be some sort of cap on how much people can play on binary bills. For instance, .001% or some such would prevent people from playing against it anymore, or 200% would prevent people from playing for the bill anymore. It's just annoying to see floods of 100+ plays after the bill reaches 0% or 100%. I feel like this relic-hunting energy wasting is getting in the way of the rest of the game.
Developer response from delosford

Notice how relics aren't being given out for those bills anymore? That's not a coincidence. The protections against farming needed to be updated considering they were written for 1/10th the playerbase.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 17, 2014
I'm not sure how possible this is, but can you make it so that, on the Binary Bills page, the greenness/redness of the bills corresponds to whether or not that effect is positive for your party? For instance, a Green Party member would see red for "animal testing legal" and green for "GMO products banned."
Developer response from delosford

It would be possible, but you can look at the visualization at the bottom (or your bill introduce list) to get the same information.

Play Papa's Hot Doggeria Papa's Hot Doggeria Aug. 01, 2014
That moment when you forget to drag the soda/popcorn onto the tray.
Play Renegades Renegades Jul. 31, 2014
So... When you spend several minutes in one mission, and fail... You get NOTHING?! So you're FORCED to grind old missions we've already done? What kind of design is that? That's the antithesis of fun, and the game mechanics aren't that interesting in the first place.
Play Jelly Lift Jelly Lift Jul. 30, 2014
So... Why is "advanced upgrading" not on by default? It's really handy. I would've saved a lot of time and button clicks if I knew about that earlier.
Play Jelly Lift Jelly Lift Jul. 29, 2014
There really needs to be some sort of upgrade that either increases the amount of multiplier gained each click or decreases the speed at a slower rate. Having to click fifty times every thirty seconds is really stressful.
Play Kick The Critter Kick The Critter Jul. 25, 2014
Bat-gangs are penalties more than anything unless you can get a huge string of them and just bullshit your way to the goals like that (which is how i got the medium badge, which really should be marked as "endurance"), the meteor just really doesn't give enough for it to be useful, and over half of the upgrades become worthless once you're 2/3 of the way through the game. Another thing, it's never worth it to upgrade your launcher thing after the second one. You could spend 50,000 to fully upgrade your launcher, or you could spend that much to just get the last one, which you'd need to do anyway. It's silly and just adds another level to the grindiness.
Play Infectonator: Hot Chase Infectonator: Hot Chase Jun. 06, 2014
Uh... I hate to say it, but this game is kinda... Well, crap. Puker and Bomber have /no/ benefits instead of killing off the people you need to eat to live. Swag is also only detrimental. At the third level, the cars just barreling down the road at you with no warning are stupid. The English is garbage even though it was totally fine in the other Infectonator games. Sometimes (especially by the third level, again), there just... Aren't enough people, even when dashing. It's just a flawed, lazy smartphone port, and that kinda hurts to say about Toge.
Play Road Of Fury Road Of Fury Apr. 05, 2014
Okay, so it's not impossible. Just put the now self-healing truck at the front so it can eat damage.
Play Road Of Fury Road Of Fury Apr. 05, 2014
Notice: The latest update basically made this game impossible to beat since it broke the spares dispenser so that it only works on the vehicle that actually has it. I beat this game earlier with the three trucks fully upgraded, but now I can hardly even reach the train after trying to get the badge. Don't even bother with this until it's fixed.
Play Idle Mine Idle Mine Dec. 29, 2013
There should be graphic upgrades. Kinda would make it like upgrade complete of the idle world
Play Idle Mine Idle Mine Dec. 27, 2013
Normac, you will get more gems slowly. You'll figure it out