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Hello. Fairly long Kongregator, regular in the room Universal Turing Machine. Come talk to us, y’know, if you’re not a troll.

And now, a song written by me, donteatglue1 and Waterdancer9:

“Toe Dick”
I have a friend, he is pretty slick.
He gets turned on by chicks who are sick,
He has a problem that’s pretty weird,
a problem that all men fear…
It’s a toe dick, toe dick!
Toe dick, toe dick, why are you so small?
Stubbing you always makes him fall.
It squirts with every step he takes.
I guarantee it isn’t faaaake…
I have a friend, he is pretty slick.
He gets turned on by chicks who are sick,
He has a problem that’s pretty weird,
a problem that all men fear…
It’s a toe dick, toe dick!
The doctors want to cut it off.
The women all just laugh and scoff.
They say its such a joke.
Those whores just wanna choooke….
I have a friend, he is pretty slick.
He gets turned on by chicks who are sick,
He has a problem that’s pretty weird,
a problem that all men fear…
It’s a toe dick, toe dick!
He can make you pregnant with one kick!
Toe dick! Toe dick! Toe dick!
because his toe…is a dick!!

  • Member Since: Jun. 12, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 30, 2012
  • Current Points: 7485
  • Comments: 218
  • Forum posts: 5
  • Location: That's classified.
  • Age: 15
  • Sex: Male
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Level: so uberly easy in Pyro II
u suck so bad if u dont beat this

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Matsteo

Mar 19, 2012 7:10am

I put the server up early today, in case you want to use it.

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kamakazi1 Mar 19, 2012 1:16pm

. Great. The one time I was on a computer that could run it, you were nowhere to be found.

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Waterdancer9

Mar 4, 2012 7:19pm

Toe Dick!! Best song ever written, but not actually song<3

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kamakazi1 Mar 4, 2012 7:20pm

It is now :D

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Waterdancer9 Mar 7, 2012 7:58pm

*not actually sung lol

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kamakazi1 Mar 7, 2012 8:37pm

Well it might be.

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donteatglue1

Mar 4, 2012 7:17pm

Toe Dick

I have a friend, He is pretty slick,

He gets turned on by chicks who are sick,

He has a problem that’s pretty weird,

a problem that all men fear…

It’s a toe dick!! toe dick!

Toe dick, toe dick, why are you so small?

Stubbing you makes him fall.

It squirts every step he takes.

I guarantee it isn’t fake.

I have a friend, He is p…

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kamakazi1 Mar 4, 2012 7:21pm

I wish there was a like button. This is going in my description.

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OMEGAMAN333

Sep 9, 2009 2:54pm

dude what is that website!

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BassTerrorATR

Jul 27, 2009 2:39pm

haha yeah i can hack bout eveything

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