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Hello. Fairly long Kongregator, regular in the room Universal Turing Machine. Come talk to us, y’know, if you’re not a troll.

And now, a song written by me, donteatglue1 and Waterdancer9:

“Toe Dick”
I have a friend, he is pretty slick.
He gets turned on by chicks who are sick,
He has a problem that’s pretty weird,
a problem that all men fear…
It’s a toe dick, toe dick!
Toe dick, toe dick, why are you so small?
Stubbing you always makes him fall.
It squirts with every step he takes.
I guarantee it isn’t faaaake…
I have a friend, he is pretty slick.
He gets turned on by chicks who are sick,
He has a problem that’s pretty weird,
a problem that all men fear…
It’s a toe dick, toe dick!
The doctors want to cut it off.
The women all just laugh and scoff.
They say its such a joke.
Those whores just wanna choooke….
I have a friend, he is pretty slick.
He gets turned on by chicks who are sick,
He has a problem that’s pretty weird,
a problem that all men fear…
It’s a toe dick, toe dick!
He can make you pregnant with one kick!
Toe dick! Toe dick! Toe dick!
because his toe…is a dick!!

And now, a note: “If God didn’t want us to enjoy doin’ it in the butt, he wouldn’t have given us teenage pregnancy!”

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