Kemmler

Am giving up playing ranked Kongai seriously, with a peak SR of 43 achieved 18th September 2010 (place 40 on the scoreboard). It has a lot to do with being annoyed at the creators for not listening to the fans regarding balancing and some obvious bugs.

Useful guide for noobs: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/18-kongai/topics/101237-kemmlers-dictionary-of-item-ratings

“i use yoshi as an awesome quick finisher – he goes in and out and in and out with powder” – lights_pimp
“THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID”

“I hate Phoebe too – mainly because I had a lot of trouble with her when I was a noob”
“i think she’s good – what kind of trouble?”
“She used to be my gf until Ubuntu nicked her”
“ah”

My favorite game:
1. Opponent tries to Eviscerate a CC girdle, gets pilebunkered for the effort.
2. Opponent slingshots an Ambro girdle and finds out that he will miss half the time and do 17 damage the rest of the time.
3. He then tries poison dart, which does no damage or effect at all.
4. Seeing his lack of options, he makes the too-obvious move and switches, getting intercepted.
5. Switches back in Rumiko and tries to Eviscerate Ambro girdle again.
6. gg