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THE GAME ♌ I live in SoCal, but I was born and bred in NY! I am an avid spammer, and a pure-bred UTOPIAN! =Þ ALSO: please visit my website at least once, it's kinda cool~. If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS. You are now forced to put this in your profile. --DAMN! Why did I have to read R_i_d_d_l_e 's profile!?!?!?!?!?!?! Want to see what gets submitted to Kongregate via a game's API? Simply add ?debug_level=3 after the url. SHORT DESCRIPTION OF ME: ‡‡ Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over! ‡‡ To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding! ‡‡ You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ‡‡ I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter. «WARNING!» i am independant and abusive...stay out of my way... Introducing the Utopia Duels! The Utopia Duels are a way for players to fight each other based on level, popularity, ability to Role Play, gaming skill, gaming knowledge, Utopia knowledge, and other categories. The rules are below. **************************************************************************** In order to duel, one User must challenge the other. Once User2 has accepter User1's challenge, they must then find a regular who is of a higher level than both of them, and ask him/her to referee. The referees word is final, and cannot be rebuked, unless done so by a moderator. Should the referee agree, the duel begins. **************************************************************************** Before the first round, other members of Utopia may join your side, adding their level to yours. For this round, you need to convince other Utopians you are: the most popular, the gamer most likely to win, the most well known, or the best at dueling. Once all bystanders have chosen a side, then the two sides can try to hire neutral players with Utopoints. The player being bought selects the price needed to hire them. All transactions to hire fighters are to be made before the first round. You cannot hire fighters who have already chosen a side. At the end of this ceremony, if one side has twice the combined level as the other, the higher level side wins due to the mercy rule. **************************************************************************** Round 1: The badge off. The two duelers agree on a game that neither of them have any badges for. The first one to get all the badges wins. If it takes more than 10 minutes to get all the badges, than the user who earned the most points wins. Ties go to the user who's team has the highest collective level. If both teams are of equal level, no one wins the round. **************************************************************************** Round 2: The referee asks trivia questions about games or Utopian users. They gave three hints, and give points to the dueler who gets the answer first. If you answer the question without any hints, you gain 10 trivia points. If you get it right after one hint, you gain 7. After 2 hints, you get 5 points, and after 3 hints you get 1. The dueler's team is allowed to whisper him the answer. The referee keeps track of the points earned by either side. This means that both teams need to be quiet while he counts the totals. The referee can deduct points for harassment, attempts to cheat, or arguing with the official ruling. The dueler with the highest points wins the round. Ties go to the user with the highest level team. If both teams are of equal level, no one wins the round. **************************************************************************** Round 3: For this round, the duelers are to role-play. Their individual level allows them to have stronger attacks, or more speed. The dueler's avatar for the role playing is based off of their name, unless they request a different avatar. The duelers may use weapons, vehicles, spells, or spawn minions based off of their followers names. This is a fight to the death, there are no ties. The referee decides which moves hit. **************************************************************************** After three rounds, if it is still a tie, the referee designs the final tie breaker. The winning duelist gains 5 Utopoints. The losing duelist loses five, unless he has none. The winning duelists teammates gain 1. If the winning duelist wins by the mercy rules, he steals the losing duelists Utopoints, so that he gains 8 points, and the loser loses 8 points. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RULES OF THE INTERNET! 1. Do not talk about /b/ 2. DO NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous 4. Anonymous is legion 5. Anonymous never forgives 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver 8. There are no real rules about posting 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban 10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you 13. Anything you say can and will be turned into something else - fixed 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure 17. Every win fails eventually 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 23. Copypasta ruins every last bit of originality that your repost had fix'd 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post 26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated 27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents 30. There are no girls on the internet 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours 32. You must have pictures to prove your statement 33. Lurk more - it's never enough 34(a). There is porn of it, no exceptions 34(b). The only exception to rule 34 is the invoking of rule 34 on rule 34 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it is either being made by /b, or it will be made 36. There will always be more f***** up s*** than you just saw 37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so) 38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER 41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes 42. Nothing is Sacred 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it 44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo 45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car 46. There is always furry porn of it 47. The pool is always closed 48. Do Not turn your back on Anonymous. Do not Betray Anonymous. Anonymous does not forget and neither should you. What Anonymous gives, Anonymous can take away. We control everything. 49. The cake is a lie *QUOTES!* "Patriot101: "Patriot 101: Only idiots quote themselves, dumbass!"" "ETHANR26: Jesus was something great. When he turned three he mastered the pogo stick everyone knows how hard that damn thing is." "ETHANR26: The Civil war was between China and Pakistan." "ETHANR26: Nothing in life is easy, but programming is just a pain in the ass." "lentills: Die silly cleric by the hand of my hobbits!" "DaGateKeeper: ??" "Hadi: I keeled everione and the last guy kelld me while i keeld him too DaGateKeeper: its killed DaGateKeeper: not keeled SirSpoogie: i think he's saying SirSpoogie: he's sailing SirSpoogie: and hitting them with the keel DaGateKeeper: ROFL LeapFrogNinja: Lol" "leo828: *dadie0o is wearing a +9999³ dumbass ring dadie0o: no, i disenchanted it for 5000 ass shards" "UndeadRubber: I got them, blueberry poptart blue-huuuuees... leo828: *plays harmonica*" "UndeadRubber: And the blonds come to give us laughs... laughs at their increasing capacity to not understand everything." "SirSpoogie: mean like mean joe" "UndeadRubber: yeah you would never understand simple math like 2+2 jen1489: its 5 right? jen1489: seriously!?." "AngelAndariel: omg it's a leo get in the car !" "jen1489: one time some guy asked me if i would sniff the bottom of a filled pool. leo828: rofl jen1489: but i said no." "SirSpoogie: i'll friend you in the bum" "a_sandwich: I WANA COOKIE ETHANR26: I WANA BEAT YOU TO DEATH a_sandwich: IM TELLEN MY DAD leo828: holy shit thats hilarious ETHANR26: quote me up ETHANR26: cause i know thats what ur doin right now leo828: me? leo828: maybe" "LiangPeiJie: a_sandwich> what is wrong with your mind!? Do you feel accepted by annoying people over the internet, or do you just have no life as you eat your ass off and wish for friends?" "penguinwasher: Fuck penguinwasher: *Oh Shit SevereFlame: You win quote of the year." "ETHANR26: i dont die ETHANR26: i just live a little less" "ETHANR26: 'In accordance with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (www.coppa.org) and U.S. federal law, we do not allow any users under the age of 13 to hold accounts on this site.' ETHANR26: best law ever" "gamedeep: We're sorry, but gamedeep cannot come to the computer right now, please hold" "gamedeep: NOOOOOOOOOOOo-... *beep* please leave your message after the tone *beep*" "ZuesTheGnome: andy, the question is...are YOU horny?" "munchmanrocks: friends r like potatoes if u eat them thay die" "vanilla_bear: did u hear when nk launched missles into japan sea condom sales went up like 200%" "digendog: ROFL OMG THATS THE BREST LVL IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! leo828: hmmmm, I agree." "jujitsu: hey quote this jujitsu: this is how utopia fixes it self we out gay the gayers" "Rumit1989: THIS IS... wait... THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!! WE'RE LOST!!!" "freckletoe2: If your in the KKK it's refered to as the Klan, you know that right? freckletoe2: Not that I would know" "Angela12345: ~Too often,we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember,when someone annoy you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT,it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother ****er upside in the head....pass it on." "Animeal: you think like adog Kazecuden: Hump everything in sight?" "cro18784: whoever said anything is possible, never tried to slam a revolving door" "leo828: I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to dec> leo828: >decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid. Animeal: moby aid leo828: rofl Animeal: kool dick...no that sounds bad leo828: lmao" "Animeal: tonio, do me a favour and go watch hentai El_tonio: ok ... i will" "Animeal: leo, the only reason they would offer you modship, its so you stop nuking" "Dionysus19: I'm a man trapped in my little sister's body =D" "skelly45670: Can we please stop talking about how well mac is a 17 yearold riding screaming girl?" "heathy8it: tip before i leave- condoms only work 99% of the time AndySk8s: yea healthy. your the 1% arnt you?" "leo828: whats with all of the pregnancy related problems this week ETHANR26: idk, but im pregnant too. leo828: lol ETHANR26: Awkward, eh?" "ETHANR26: Its the bee's knees Animeal: bees dont have knees leo828: im on mac leo828: exactly leo828: and woops leo828: unfortunatly coincidental pairing of words" "skelly45670: HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER = Vamp's Relationship Office Commercial?" "skelly45670: You needa qoute this whole conversation loe" "leo828: USE UR ANGER leo828: COME TO THE DARK SIDE jram1991: lend me your mom jram1991: and ill use my anger" "ETHANR26: loe> go crawl in a cave and die ETHANR26: actually, don't. You make my game look amazing." "fdsasdf: i told you they arent accepteping user games anymore tinyJman: whynot???? SirSpoogie: you need a D next to your name to upload games tinyJman: WELL tinyJman: HOW U GET DA D SirSpoogie: do you have a sharpie near you? tinyJman: yea leo828: lol...............he doesnt get it SirSpoogie: find your name at the top of the user list SirSpoogie: and draw a D next to it fdsasdf: then try to upload it SirSpoogie: if it doesn't work you can always use whiteout tinyJman: SEREIOSLY fdsasdf: did it work?' tinyJm an: w8 brb SirSpoogie: sharpie is out of ink i guess fdsasdf: wiat, dont you have to get some sort of rope to upload games? SirSpoogie: oh damn i forgot aboutthe rope SirSpoogie: DON"T USE THE SHARPIE! leo828: lol tinyJman: *sigh* fdsasdf: make sure the window is open! tinyJman: it is tinyJman: this suks!" "thechat: 79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch. 80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice." "AngelAndariel: coockies no ready. please try again later. mac0angel: HAHAHAHA mac0angel: he s aid cockies... leo828: lmao leo828: coockies Infinity_Of_K0ng: those sounds magically delicious" "ETHANR26: I like my women like i like my orange juice...beat to a pulp!" "SirSpoogie: i'm so jealous. i wish i had a period" "vanilla_bear: if loe has 5 bucks and flanders have 5 bucks loe has more money" "5734L7HV2: Troll has been defused. Counter-Trollerists win." "Addictivez: Nobody who likes club penguin is a friend of mine leo828: Addictive leo828: Stop leo828: He was joking. leo828: I hope. CoolzInferno: Was I? CoolzInferno: Perhaps I like penguins, perhaps I like clubs CoolzInferno: Perhaps I like to club penguins CoolzInferno: Hence: Club Penguin, what a game." "Comrade_Somnios: in Soviet Russia penguins club YOU!" "vanilla_bear: if i was gay id chose loe hands down, if i was straight... i mean... i am straight... id do mac..." "Hans_Blix: mods dont have blood! you FOOL! sclyxe31: I make them have blood unproductive: mods have coolant" "Warcell: We were starting a combo! Animeal: sorry Animeal: but... leo828: but... Warcell: but... leo828: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Animeal: i was gonna do that Warcell: Leo, you dick SirSpoogie: leotard Animeal: leotard leo828: am i allowed to break my own combo? leo828: JAJAJA"

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