This game is way to hard at the beginning. When you make a profile, you can only pick cards randomly, and none of the cards have higher than a value of 8. The NPC which we face has ace cards, so how could we beat them? I'm not saying it is impossible, just improbable.
I combine Human with a boat. I combine Dolphin with a boat. I combine meat with fire. The first combination was to try to get Andy Samberg as an element. The second combination was to try to get a Dolphin that you could ride and do flips with. The third combination was to try to get burgers that you could flip while your friends are at Kinko's making copies. Nothing seemed to work. I guess I can not be on a boat.