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Too late to ask now because I remain strictly… Anonymous. As for my gender and age… take a good guess because it’s gonna be a while. Also for some certain individuals who I have quarreled with in the past please take note that I don’t care about you.

Rp Character 1: Cullen (Not the sparkly vampire)

Weapons: Assault rifle, magnums, knives, and some forms of magic.

Apparel: Will be shown in a RP.

Gender: Male

Age: 20 to 16 depending on character.

Height: 6’
Profession: Bounty hunter to a jobless roamer.

Character 2: Chaos

Weapons: Unknown

Apparel: Unknown

Gender: Male

Age: Seemingly 20

Height: Unknown

Profession: Unknown

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I just had sex while listening to “I’m on a Boat” on my boombox wearing nothing but pants around my ankles and a captain’s hat on my head. And yes, I did jizz in my pants, but no I didn’t look at the explosion because cool guys don’t look at explosions……then, I took off my hat and threw it on the ground like a boss then exited the room like a womanizing creep.
LONELY ISLAND BITCHES!!!!

This ain’t a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
And I ain’t gonna be just a face in the crowd
You’re gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud

It’s my life
It’s now or never
I ain’t gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I’m alive
It’s my life

These are my confessions
And just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
If I’m gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
I damn near cried when I got that phone call
I’m so thrown, I don’t know what to do
But to give part 2 of my

Better stand tall when they’re calling you out
Don’t bend, don’t break, baby don’t back down

These are my confessions
It’s now or never
I ain’t gonna live forever
These are my confessions
I just wanna live while I’m alive
It’s my life
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
I just wanna live while I’m alive
It’s my life

It’s my life by Bon Jovi.

NEW SONG MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

I was walkin’ through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
“Run faster, jump higher”
Man, I’m not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I’m a joke
I ain’t gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man’s face

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, “You come here all the time! Here’s one for free.”
I said, “Man! What I look like? A charity case?”

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don’t need your handouts!
I’m an adult!
Please!
You can’t buy me hot dog, man!

At the farmer’s market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad
Man, this ain’t my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I’m stupid?
I’m not a part of your system
My dad’s not a phone!
DUH!

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jack*ss!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I’m an ADULT!

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out the had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn’t let up
Tasin’ on my butthole over and over

I was screamin’ and squirmin’
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is

You can’t trust the system

Man!