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9 Things I Hate:

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, “did ya see that?” Of course not, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here??

  • Member Since: May. 29, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 28, 2012
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arbiter1177

Feb 18, 2009 3:10am

youre neva on

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ttursas

Oct 29, 2008 4:50am

Thanks man!!

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Blobbie

Oct 14, 2008 7:03am

OK, I’m kind of a nerd anyway…

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Blobbie

Oct 11, 2008 9:16pm

Hey lordpickle, I saw your recent comment on Dolphin Olympics 2, from mars you have to pass Nebulous, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, (the planet) Neptune, and Pluto and then finally travel about 1000 more meters to the resturant. Hope that intimidated you!
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