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The Messianic Haruhiists believe that Haruhi is the daughter of God, making her the younger sister of God’s only son, Chuck Norris. The sect was started when Chuck Norris came in a vision , 220 AD, to tell you to fire your axe onto your cheek for some odd reason and to start a new sect where Chuck Norris is the older brother of Haruhi. Historians believe this moment was caused because you were high off of soy sauce when the vision appeared. That moment prompted the Reformation of 220 AD within the Church of England.

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