what the bloody hell happened here, there’s something … infectious going on over here. I’m pretty sure YOU’RE INFECTED! A 16 year old man I know named Carson Hoover I believe may as well be in the early, not yet lethal stages of infection. I believe it’s a parasite, one called toxoplasmosisgaundia. It commonly infects…
show morewhat the bloody hell happened here, there’s something … infectious going on over here. I’m pretty sure YOU’RE INFECTED! A 16 year old man I know named Carson Hoover I believe may as well be in the early, not yet lethal stages of infection. I believe it’s a parasite, one called toxoplasmosisgaundia. It commonly infects cats, I believe it could be the disease that causes zombification; not contagiuos, immune & invincible by all odds, deadly. I believe this because after a little research I found that the pathogen is very easily a cause of zobification. I have this dreaded belief for one reason… I found- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL OFF ME! AHHH! OFF ME, GOD DAMN BASTARDS!! FRICK! DAMMIT! THIS IS SARGENT FRANKLIN MOORE UNIT 15617, ASSIST, ASSIST JUST DON’T… ARGGGHHHHHHHH! DROPS PHONE, BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DILED IS INVALID. HELLO OPERATOR! I’VE GOT AN EMERGENCY DAMN, SHE’S DEAD TOO. GOES TO FIRST PERSON SHOOTER VISION, YOU PULLOUT A SPAS-12, HUD IS ON YOUR SCREEN, COOL MUSIC
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