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Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large
Only in America …..do banks leave both doors open and then chain
Only in America …..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
Only in America …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER …
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, LEAVE! Lolz.. bye! THRILLER!