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MLP:FiM is amazing.

MastaPlaya on the track make you step back
Owlicious; turn ya’ head round, get ya’ NECK SNAPPED.
Ponies, swagger up high, I respect that.
Rep that, brony till I die I protect that.

Crept that, up outta the bog like a hydra.
Mess with ponies I’mma make you sit strange: LYRA.
Admira’s flock to me to show me their vaginas
Get to the applebuckin’ making fresh apple cider.

Kickin’ in the toy isle, buyin’ up the pink shit.
Singin’ Winter Wrap-Up when I walk out with the pink shit.
Combin’ up the hair when I’m stylin’ out the pink shit.
DWAMN! Repitition when I pink spit.

Drinkin’ that Spiked punch straight out the bottle.
Secret Butt Fun when I pop into a plot hole.
I’mma Photo Finish on yo’ face like you a model!
HOOF JOB. MAKIN’ THAT MARSHMALLOW VIBRATO!

  • Sex: Male
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Zombie Energy Drink (completed)
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Buffalo Wings Midnight Snack (completed)
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Reap What You Sow (completed)
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Hatching a Plan (completed)
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Mission of Mayhem (completed)
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Robbing the Robbers (completed)
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The Way the Cookie Crumbles (completed)
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Phantasmal Parcel Delivery (completed)
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Running Start (completed)
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Rock the Stanza (completed)
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Born Again Sinner (completed)
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Slow but Steady (completed)
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One Foot in the Grave (completed)
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Rings for Things (completed)
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"Wake Up, Sheeple!" (completed)
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Learning to Crawl (completed)
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This Little Piggy (completed)
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Lagtastic (completed)
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Skull Fluxed (completed)
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Pocket Full of Posies (completed)
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Pocket Full of Posies Badge (easy - 5 points)

Collect 300 petals across all runs in Edmus

Acquired Apr. 24, 2012