mattnay2000

What did you just say about me, m’lady? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in advanced Japanese, and I’ve been involved in numerous anime productions on Crunchy Roll, and I have over 300 body pillows. I am trained in flattering m’lady and I’m the top Minecraft player in North America. You are my lover-chan. I will wipe down those who perturb m’lady with the abilities of the Twirling Kunai which has never been seen before on this Earth. Please indulge in my use of language. You think you can get away from my love, Senpai? Think again, m’lady. As we exchange pleasantries, I am contacting my secret network of Supai across Japan and your life is being observed right now so you better prepare for our bonding, m’lady. The bonding that wipes out the little ignorant fiends that disrupt our anime time. You’re beautiful, m’lady. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I serve you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Japanese dueling, but I have access to the full potential of the Golden Round Ones and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the disturbing backas off the face of the world, m’lady. If only you could have known what sadness your determination to refuse my love upon you has done to me, maybe you would have simply accept me, oni-chan. But I will keep paying the price. I will stay with you.

You’re mine,
Ochoni Kawasoopy

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