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michaelbomber

Latest Activity: Played Caravaneer 2 (Dec 13, 2014 1:59pm)

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  • Member Since

    May. 05, 2009
  • Age

    36
my profile pic is a fine sample of the Evilictus Felus Domesticus Eyelazorshooticus in action. apparently a subconscious lover of tic-tac-toe. ask me what that means, in Remnants of Disputed Galaxy.

ZukaZamamee: Sounds like Wheatley.

michaelbomber: dead babies+lava
JRCameron: I don’t think that will be in the next Doodle God.
lockman: babies+lava= stew
JRCameron: “Doodle Flying Spaghetti Monster”
Mcluvvin: Hey!
Mcluvvin: you leave my religion out of this!

Wurmish: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Evilish: ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
ELOHSA: students are like ⌐¬√(o_o)√
Wurmish: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Evilish: ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
ELOHSA: beat this
ELOHSA: ░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░█ ░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░█ █░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒█ █░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█ ░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█ ░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄
Wurmish: (╯°□°)╯︵ /(.□. \)
blood18: wooo bro woo
michaelbomber: ITS A PARTY!

michaelbomber: I look upon thee, KoRn55, with scorn in my eyes, and pride in my chest!
KoRn55: y
michaelbomber: facepalm
michaelbomber: this is going to turn into a therapy session, isn’t it :|

KingKyd: Reading random stuff on Wikipedia. According to it, Chi-Chi’s restaurants were responsible for the largest Hepatitis A outbreak in history. They used some bad green onions.
KingKyd: A random article fact that is now locked away in Kyd’s mind,.
KingKyd: Will pull that one out for awkward conversation.
Sturmfeder: Really? I would have thought Goku ate everything…
Justinkings: (kicks sturm) \|  ̄ヘ ̄|/_______θ☆( o)/
lickthelollipop: Lol.
SeraNita: Goku has Hep A? Lol.
lickthelollipop: no, he has gonorrhea

michaelbomber: (deep breaths, Michael, deep breaths)
AmbroseMerle: Have issues, will travel
michaelbomber: not me
KoRn55: yes u
michaelbomber: I won’t travel

michaelbomber: Rips KoRn’s face off and cooks it like a panini
KoRn55: wo dude way too far
michaelbomber: Nien
KoRn55: ja
lockman: korn if he annoys you just mute him
KoRn55: no its actually entertaining
michaelbomber: Don’t feed the trolls!
blood18: but we get hungry :(

KoRn55: u guys r retarted
blood18: >u
blood18: >r
michaelbomber: KoRn55, I love you too.
blood18: >retarted
blood18: irony
KoRn55: omg shut up with the grammer stuff
blood18: grammar*
michaelbomber: stuff.*
KoRn55: **** off
michaelbomber: Omg*
michaelbomber: off.*
michaelbomber: feeling smug Hey! I didn’t do anything! He fed the troll!

michaelbomber: What…is that?
michaelbomber: It’s very weird.
lockman: cough penis cough

Anacapri: mike’s EFDE scares me…
bittramp: must have been that large vocabulary
michaelbomber: no, just gonna go play AR
michaelbomber: meh…maybe tomorow
michaelbomber: EFDE?
Anacapri: Evilictus Felus Domesticus Eyelazorshooticus
michaelbomber: :D
bittramp: every face deserves elation
Anacapri: or watev that is
michaelbomber: when did yall agree on callin me that?
bittramp: before the dawn of man
bittramp: after the fall of lucifer
bittramp: somewhere around there
michaelbomber: o…k
Anacapri: im just glad its not a spider…-.-
bittramp: spiders are useful, except for recluses
michaelbomber: Maybe…I’m just going to bail now, before y’all decide to have my intestines for spaghetti, in worship of my awesomeness.
Anacapri: but, scorpions are the best:P
bittramp: you wanted to keep that skin??
bittramp: selfish!

Sylash: …
michaelbomber: OHAI sylash
Sylash: O.O * Explodes * Hiyas!
PANdemon47: o
michaelbomber: are you a creeper?
michaelbomber: you must be.
michaelbomber: you dropped gunpowder when I killed you just under that floating mountain.

michaelbomber: facepalm Discuss why I facepalmed
michaelbomber: conversation set
michaelbomber: observe
bittramp: mutual attraction?
PANdemon47: i walked into a palmtree the other day. facepalm8
Anacapri: THE TOASTER PROJECT —→BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD
michaelbomber: *cough
FAIL cough

shorty5: happy puppy…will kill you all…

michaelbomber: don’t question math, for it will ass-rape you…with a death spike

michaelbomber: dust…thats kinda…kinky.
Darkthrone: I was able to fap to it

Hersch: I love the taste of horse semen

michaelbomber: Just went into my Minecraft server’s OP list because it’s a no edit, and pieces were missing from my fort.
michaelbomber: I look, meres what I see:
michaelbomber: mistermichael
michaelbomber: sylash
michaelbomber: jace08329t
michaelbomber: herobrine
michaelbomber: I lookes in my server records, ad see this:
michaelbomber: Player has joined server: xxhsu873hdn
michaelbomber: Player has left server: xxhsu873hdn
michaelbomber: Opping player: herobrine
michaelbomber: I was like WTF?
michaelbomber: then I ****ing caught him riding my Minecarts, and stealing Diamond Blocks on his way down!
michaelbomber: Then, he teleports, ends up in solid rock, I show his head and decide to get rid of him.
michaelbomber: ****ing TNT in his face
michaelbomber: And he came back!
michaelbomber: >:O
dustnapyle: we care why?

We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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