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Dec. 01, 2015
"I like my men to smell like men" (the lowest smell score) "Eugh don't you ever shave?" :| do ya want me messy or clean <
Can you avoid the blobs? -goes to edge- WELP. NO BLOB, BUT EDGE COUNTS RIGHT? >.>
gets haircut. don't get date till 4 days later. still very short. "GET A HAIRCUT. IT'S TOO LONG" well if you didn't wait so damn long >.>
Oct. 14, 2015
"like if you ignore unknown cows" Amazing
Memoir Text Adventure
Dec. 05, 2012
... the stats i just got i found hilarious.
Healthy, strenght is firm. Hot. Not at all charming and dumb XD
Apr. 21, 2012
went to another tab for a little after i died, come back, and there's this shaking face telling me to come back o_o lol
Apr. 15, 2012
-reads how controls are clunky-
Can't be that bad
-startsoff just with mouse-
This is kinda fun, bit slow
oh musn't work now, wonder if they took it of..... wait it moved...
HOLY CRAP ... -___-
Apr. 14, 2012
how does one obtain hipsters?
How did i get here? Aliens...
"i don't like the receptionist"
Well fcuk you!
You Find Yourself In A Room
Mar. 08, 2012
I loved this :D
The Fabulous Screech
The goosebumps... THEY WONT STOP
What have you done to me D:
-sheds manly tear of girlyness-
Jul. 17, 2011
DISEASE ARRIVES IN MADAGASCAR
Me -> >8D PREPARE TO DIE >8D
Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can
Jul. 08, 2011
that button has all the same colours as my hair i just dyed o.o
black, purple fringe and green back...
Bazooki: A Silent Affair
Jun. 30, 2011
THIS IS ADORABLY QUIRKY =D
Jun. 24, 2011
I LOVE THIS MUSIC
-dances like an idiot-
Jun. 15, 2011
Sorry for the dirty mind.. but
first thing it says when i start
"Thanks for coming in Harv-e"
-_- i'm terrible
Jun. 07, 2011
Driller = RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEE
The Final Death Wish
SOO MANY BUTTONS D=
Jun. 06, 2011
Just did the first level.
THIS GAME IS TRIPPY
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