Words of Wisdom: I only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie. To ensure you never miss, shoot first, then call whatever you hit the target. You don’t need a parachute to skydive, you need one if you want to skydive again. I can eat two pieces of string and have them come out the other end tied. I shit you knot. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I believe that the problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? An astronaut and a brain surgeon were once discussing religion. The brain surgeon was religious and the astronaut was not. The astronaut said “I’ve been out in space many times, but I’ve never seen God nor angels.” The brain surgeon replied, “And I’ve operated on many clever brains but I’ve never seen a single thought.” As I may quote the wise Sir Walter Humphrey Millington Boris Hitchhand Sangred Norfield the 4th, may he rest in peace; “the”. The wise man will never moon a werewolf. Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of it’s pupils. The Energizer bunny was arrested the other day. He was charged with battery. I once told a doctor that I’d broken my leg in two places. His advice was to stop going to those places. I believe the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. If I say that your opinion is wrong, please keep in mind that I still recognize that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid. My birth certificate expired five years ago. If someone get lost in thought, then obviously thought is unfamiliar territory to them. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “no hablo Inglés.” The road to success is always under construction. A good vacuum really sucks. Do not meddle with the affairs of the moderators, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Children in the back of a car can cause an accident, but an accident in the back of a car can cause children. I have a zero tolerance policy for the intolerant. I’m off to find myself, if I arrive before I leave, keep me here. “I’m not saying we’re in danger, I’m just explicitly not saying that it wouldn’t be wise not to worry about whether somebody did or did not do what they said they didn’t do. “He looked at me as if I was stupid.” Why do you have to “put your two cents in,” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? Activity Feedmorloks has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |