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About me

tree trunk buds, the very best green pasta. lord quasimoto.

Member Since: May. 01, 2008
Last Login: Nov. 22, 2008
Current Points: 2193
Comments: 15
Location: vbeezy
Website: Coming Soon!

Age: 17
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: "Only a Flesh Wound" Badge (easy - 5 points); Man up and have your hero take 100 damage from a single hit in Feudalism II; Acquired Nov. 21, 2008

: Makin' Bank Badge (medium - 15 points); Bank at least 3,000 points in a single turn in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 19, 2008

: Small Savings Badge (easy - 5 points); Bank 10,000 total points in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 19, 2008

: New Challenger Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock challenge mode in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 17, 2008

: Zombocalyptic Extravaganza Badge (medium - 15 points); Survive for at least 2:00 on "Zombocalypse" on "normal" in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 17, 2008

: Hell Dining Badge (medium - 15 points); Beat back the wave of 300 Spartans on the "normal" difficulty setting in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 13, 2008

: Fist of Fury Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 2,000 points on "McJeeppunch" on the normal difficulty setting in Storm the House 3; Acquired Nov. 13, 2008

: Toddler Tower Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach a height of 250 in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 11, 2008

: Conservative Constructionist Badge (medium - 15 points); Create a tower with 33 blocks without losing a single one in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 11, 2008

: Hanna Is My Copilot Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hanna in a Choppa; Acquired Nov. 09, 2008

: Freedom ActionShifting Badge (medium - 15 points); Taste freeeeeeedom to unlock the super-secret character in SHIFT 3; Acquired Nov. 01, 2008

: Building Blocks Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 5 levels in Wooden Path; Acquired Oct. 28, 2008

: Daycare Pickup Badge (medium - 15 points); Go Johnny go! Retrieve the fair maiden's daughter to claim your hero's reward in Johnny Rocketfingers; Acquired Oct. 27, 2008

: Data Entry Intern Badge (easy - 5 points); We all had to start somewhere. Complete 5 levels in Excit; Acquired Oct. 27, 2008

: Dragon Chaser Badge (easy - 5 points); Escape a fate of doomed boredom in Escape from really boring island 3; Acquired Oct. 27, 2008

: Going Bananas Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully complete all 50 levels of any map on any difficulty setting in Bloons Tower Defense 3; Acquired Oct. 27, 2008

: 99 Dead Balloons Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 50 levels on any map with all 50 lives remaining on the "hard" difficulty setting in Bloons Tower Defense 3; Acquired Oct. 27, 2008

: Ending the War to End All Wars Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 9 missions in Warfare: 1917; Acquired Oct. 26, 2008

: Pin Flingin' Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 20 on any map and any difficulty setting in Bloons Tower Defense 3; Acquired Oct. 24, 2008

: War is Hell Badge (easy - 5 points); Demoralize the German forces into surrender in Warfare: 1917; Acquired Oct. 21, 2008

: Filling the Trenches Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 100 German soldiers in Warfare: 1917; Acquired Oct. 21, 2008

mortonn's favorite games

: Escape from really boring island 3

: Meat Boy

: Breach

: Bot Arena 3

: Bubble Tanks 2

mortonn's cards (38)

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: Valkyrie's Charm

: Phoebe, the Lasher

: Caltrops

: Onimaru, the Samurai

: General's Insignia

: Necronomic Tome

: Ambrosia Thorn, the Blood Worshiper

: Deadly Poison

mortonn's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

: Left 4 Dead

mortonn's friends

: juggalocarnie

: irishtemper8

: BlackOps10

: KevinBacon

: Mkramer

mortonn's fans

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: mike8720

: fartnocker50

: cannabys93

: ash12

: BlackOps10

: KevinBacon

: Swiftstrike070

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scarotum	Nov. 12, 2008 the scarotum is shouting at you
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cannabys93	Nov. 03, 2008 o oubt. do u really live in ia?
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suvius4	Sep. 15, 2008 hey thanks i lve fight club also it is my fav movie after i seen it 2 years ago since then i watch it 1c every week! :P

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mortonn's comments

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Game	Comments
albet	Nov. 17, 2008 sweet
aza674 Quiz	Oct. 28, 2008 whats the egg?
Stunt Pilot Trainer	Oct. 28, 2008 awesome.