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Hide the progress bar forever?
Apr. 11, 2015
Right, now where's my free cookies?
Mar. 07, 2015
I feel under qualified to play this game: I'm not currently on acid.
Nov. 24, 2014
Oh, so that's why they don't go below the belt, in case you rip their torso in half, see kids, the internet teaches you stuff.
The Last Door - Chapter 3: The Four Witnesses
Nov. 19, 2014
In the final part of the fog puzzle, you can see the silhouette of a man sitting on a tree above the correct path
The Last Door - Chapter 1: The Letter
"I've got to find him" But not before I politely take off my hat and coat.
Nov. 18, 2014
Yeah, standby mode doesn't seem to be working properly =/
Nov. 04, 2014
OH NO, NOT THE COLD TURKEY!
Sep. 07, 2014
Loving the Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy reference with the "A Towel" upgrade.
Sep. 06, 2014
It's almost like the rest of my life is just wasting time until I can buy another newspaper.
Aug. 28, 2014
Worried about horsemeat? Can you imagine the human meat scandal on Planet X at the moment?
I was literally slapping that cat on my screen like a monkey, what has happened to my life.
i saw her across the world
So yeah, If you think some-one is playing hard to get, play this game, and realise you're wrong.
Wow, this girl is just plain too much for me to handle.
Aug. 07, 2014
Genuinely my favourite game on kongregate, the story is just beautiful, that sort of melancholic sadness I'm so fond of is rarely captured as brilliantly as it is in this game.
Jul. 30, 2014
One of my personal favourites moves has to be the faceplant header.
My Friend Pedro
Jun. 18, 2014
A huge Max Payne style noir to this game, except you replaced the dead baby scenes with a banana. Perfect.
Jan. 29, 2014
Well done, you've created a game mechanic that requires you to do something no human was designed to do. Multitask.
Oct. 07, 2013
Isn't how the spaceship explodes in the game the same reason the Challenger Shuttle exploded? You'd think in about 150 years of scientific development, they'd have fixed that already...
Escape From 26
Oct. 04, 2013
I wish I had the patience to sit still on a bench for two hours.
Burrito Bison Revenge
Sep. 16, 2013
This game is like the ultimate crowd surf.
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