OKAY! HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! No.. Fuck you Santa… Holy shit.. No! I don’t want Barney to come to m hou- NO! GET OUT!
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Okay! Here’s my super awesome chat box… www.xat.com/Nighteyes59 << Go there… You know you want to..
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Oookay sooooo, I seriously needed to change my fucking profile up a bit! Sooo.. Here we go… Ready… Lights… Camera… OOF! Okay!? Who threw the potato!?
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So, some new crap in my life.. Here we go… I’m gonna learn how to beat box! I’m also gonna learn how to break dance. Can’t wait to beak my neck! Um, I made it on the honor roll at my school like 2 quarters ago.. The only thing I have below a B for my grades is a B-! Damn, I’mma get in trouubleee..
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Okay! IF YOU ARE AFAN OF NIGAHIGA! (From Youtube) Then you’re awesome! If you don’t like Nigahiga or you’ve never heard him then you’re gay… But he has a new website now, I checked it out, it’s totally awesome. There’s the link… Right… Right there… >> http://www.higatv.com/ He’s hella funny so watch his fucking videos! The Inavigator one made me laugh so hard I cried…
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I’M WALKIN’ ON SUNSHINE OHHH! I’m gonna feel like my feet are getting burned off…. OWWWW!!
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…………………. Hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness… // That’s the sound of people drowning Carl… // That’s what forgiveness sounds like.. Screaming.. And then silence… // Caaaarrrrrrlllll…
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What is wrong with you Carl? // Well… I kill people and eat their hands.. That’s two things..
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Things will always work out, just sometimes, not the way you want them to.
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Life is tough, cry me a river and get over it. Ever hear that? I have, many, many times. OOOOHH AND GUESS WHAT! You people are all dicks… Naw, just kiddin’… Some of you are though…
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Ever been SUPER depressed? I am… Right now… Who cares? No body… Anyway… Love youuuu…
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“Here’s what went down, okay. I’m standing next to this guy, this entire thing starts off with a sneeze. A sneeze started this entire situation off, okay. I’m standing next to this guy, I don’t know this man, I’ve never met hi before in my life, or in a past life. I can sense this.
Standing next to this man, never met him before. He turns towards me and he sneezes like this, he goes, PHWHUUUH!
He actually did like the robot from ‘85. PHWHUUUUH! Yeah, he turns towards me, and he sneezed. And there was no blockage. There was no hand or the mouth. There was no burying the arm. There’s no, the thing where you try to make somebody run away like you’re about to turn into a werewolf.
Hey, something’s happening me to me, grrrra. No. He just cocked and PHWUUUUUH!
Two things happened. First of all, it just, it scared the ever-livin’ outta me, okay? I jumped. It was was very audible, very loud. But besides that, just the way the light was hitting this guy’s face, debris came out. Alotta stuff.
Almost like when you use Windex and you put it on mist mode. You kow mist mode? As oppsed to what other mode, is that laser mode? Does anybody even use that? Is that in case you want to mount a sniper-scope on your Windex and… I got a stain about 8 clicks. (click noise) I am taking the shot.. psssst…negative, I missed. I missed the target, I need one more. Psssst.. got it. Let’s go home boys.
I am going to tell you right now, please, when you use the Windex bottle, never put that shit half-way. Always make sure it’s lined up. There’s no joke here. Don’t do that.
Bad things happen to good people. I know someone here tonight is going to go home and go, hold on I gotta try this shit. What happens if you don’t line it up, I just wanna see. Hold on. What if when you did that a fuckin’ ghost came out… HAHAH. He told you not to. Hahaha. I am windextorrr. I will clean your souuulll. HAHAAH.
He sneezed. Debris. Movement.
Okay, now at this point I’m digusted. And I’m grossed out. Okay. I’m grossed out by it.
And at first I think, I’m going to go off on this guy. And then I decided, Wait a second Dane, don’t do that. Take the high road. Try to be polite.
So I turn to him and this is what I said. I looked at him and I went, uhh God Bless You. Yeah, I said it like that. God Bless You. Which is God Bless You but it kinda sounds like, cover you’re fuckin mouth.
Yeah. Incognito. I turned to the guy. I say God Bless You by the way when someone sneezed. I don’t say Bless You. I don’t say that becauseeee, I’m not the Lord. I can’t do that.
I’m just a messenger for big guns upstairs. You know what I’m sayin’? Haahaha.
And I never go with Gesundheit. I don’t know you even says that. If I say Gesundheit I feel like I’m honoring Hilter. Like I should be like Gesundheit! I end up on the history channel because the guy sneezed.
God Bless You. This is what the guy comes back with, okay. Here’s where it starts to get out of control. The guy looks at me and very condescending. He goes, uhhh.. yeahh… I’m an Atheist.
Yeah what a jerk right? I’m trying to be polite and I don’t know you’re and Atheist. And even if I did what and I supposed to say when an Atheist sneezes? Uhhhh… when you die nothing happens.
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So now. Oh Man. Now I start getting into like, a religious debate with this guy. And it is awful. Okay. He’s questioning my beliefs. Well, what about you? What, what did you grow up?
Well, I was raised Catholic, I waaas raised Catholic. And.. Peace be with you. And also with you. Lift up your hearts. Dinga Dinga Dinga Ding. Haaha.
As I’m telling him about my religious background, he is laughing at me. He is Laughing at me. He’s giggling. He’s like, if you believe this.. hahah.. ohhh…. ahhh. Now for his own entertainment he says this. Let me ask you this. What do you believe happens to you after um, after you die?
And I said uhh… okay.. well, hopefully I live a good life and my soul goes to heaven and when I get there all my ancestors will be waiting for me like it’s an airport.
HEYYY! Whatsupp? Guess who’s dead sucker.. Hahahaaa. Come here. Float over here. Check this out.
I’m telling him this. He’s laughing even more. He is so condescending. He’s so snarky with his fuckin’ attitude. Yeah. Snarky it’s a word. Google that shit. It exsists. I’m not kidding. Snarky. Great word. Google magic my friends.
And just incase you’re wondering. I do keep my keyboard right at my lips. You see this happening and you’re like Dane, that’s awfully close to you’re face. Oh. I know. Cause for the spacebar.. I kiss. Mwahh. That saves time. To whom it may concern.. Mwahhh. And I kiss.
Unless it’s an aggressive letter. And then I head butt. I head butt the space bar. I have a pad on there. How dare you. How dare all of you.
So he’s laughing at my beliefs. And finally, I just snap it.
OKay! What about, What about you? Alright. You’re an Atheist. What does that mean? What happens to you after you die? Now he gets really serious like he’s about to school me. Okay. Oh I can tell you young man. I can tell you. I KNOW what’s going to happen to me after I die.
After I pass on, my body will become one with this earth. From there, I will become a fertilizer for this planet. And with that. I will return as a huge, beautiful tree. That’s what this guy believes. He laughing at me. He’s going to come back as a fuckin ficus. Yeah..
Johnny weeping willow over here..
I wanted to slam this guy so bad for this right. But then I stopped. I stopped you guys please hear me out. I let it sink in and I want you guys to as well.
I hope when he dies he does become a tree. I hope he’s in the middle of the wilderness and he’s doing his tree thing. Whatever it is trees do. I know they do alot of work with breezes. And wouldn’t it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness. Through the woods a huge, sweaty guy with an axe comes along. Sees him. Chops him down. Smash. Put a chain around him. Drah him through the mud and the muck. Put him into a sawmill. Grind him up. Then you pound him down into paper. And once he’s paper. You print the Bible on him.” -Dane Cook
I’ll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid
Used to actually totally give me nightmares:
Remember those kool-aid commercials?
Where that, no, that talking bowl of punch
He would come crashing through your fuckin’ wall in your living room?
You wouldn’t even know it (crash)
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh Yeah!
Right? And all the little kids were all excited. “Yes! Yes!”
And then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open, dumb head.
He would pour himself. “Oh yeah! Oh yeah!”
Him and his crazy tights.
I don’t like that. I don’t like when juice wears tights.
It’s a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights.
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me I’d be like
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“No, no, no. You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work.
He’s gunna beat me with a belt,
He’s not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here.
You stupid idiot.
Yeah comin’ through the wall is real fuckin’ cool.
Using the front door is cool! Don’t touch me you drink!
Don’t touch me you giant beverage!
You are sweating or condensating,
I will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top heavy.
You glass bitch.
You glass bastard.”
“Oh yeah!”
“Oh no. Naughty, naughty kool-aid.”
“Oh yeah?”
“No, no”
“Oh yeah?”
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Just some SHOUTS!
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Everyone else: I LUV YOU ALL!!!!!!! YOU’RE GREAT PEOPLE! PEACE OUT!
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Life’s not the breath you take, the breathing in and out, that gets you through the day, isn’t what it’s all about, ya just miss the point, trying to win the race, life’s not the breath you take, but the moments that take your breath away. // When you love someone you love the things about them that are lovable and the things that aren’t so lovable. // How can you ever reach the stars if you’re afraid to leave the ground? // “I’ve made a lot of stupid decisions in my life, but loving you, isn’t one of them.” // “Love life, always, love life, don’t forget that.” // “When life gives you lemons make lemon aide” // Last night I was outside looking up at the stars, and for each star I gave a reason I love you, then, I ran out of stars. // I love dogs and cats, horses and dolphins, ice cream and candy, but the one thing I love the most is you. // Life’s short, be yourself, don’t rush through things, enjoy the time you have as a child, take it slow, love life, and never ever ever forget who you love and what keeps you going.
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Favorite things
Flower: Rainbow rose
Movie: Remember Me
Book: Wings
Song: Best Friend – AQUA
Color: Neon BLUE!!
Type of pants: Jeans
Favorite kind of perfume: Any
Website: Kongregate.. Duh
Animal: Wolf but I like tigers too.
Day of the week: Wednesday
Food: None
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Favorite Videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBlqlOni8NI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K—qjsYnDPE&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpQmzRNZVs4
^ YOU BETTER FRICKING WATCH THIS! 9 MINUTES OF KISSING!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0U3pBdA
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OMG ROBERT PATTINSON GETS HOTTER BY THE SECOND!!!
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About me
I will tell you one thing I’m a sucker for romance and love to read. I get worried to easily and apologize too much. I look HAWT in black btw.
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Human RP characters
Samantha: Blond hair brown eyes. Her hair goes down past her shoulders and she has tan skin. Some people call her a “super model” others just call her a “rose blooming in the sunset” She enjoys music and movies as well as long walks along the beach at sunset. She is around 5’ 5" and always wears a tank and jeans. She is very polite but can also put up a good fight. She loves doing sports and outdoors stuff.
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Alexa: This girl just doesn’t know when to stop. She loves to mess with people’s minds and pull pranks. She has jet black hair and her eyes are crimson. She is quite frightening and don’t get her mad. She’ll rip your head off and feed it to her pet dog Fido! (Not really but she might!)
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Animal RP characters
Nighteyes: Beautiful, sleek, gray wolf. Has the most amazing eyes that when at night you can see the stars reflecting in them. She has an amazing sense of smell and gets worried much to easily. She prefers it if you would call her Night. She loves spending time with friends and just wont stop panicking when started.
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Rosalie: She prefers if you call her Rose and is Night’s daughter. She is a beautiful black wolf with blue eyes. She enjoys being alone and is often depressed. She can cheer up at times but it takes a lot of work to make her happy. She loves her mom and wouldn’t trade what she has for anything in the world the same goes for her mother.
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Star: Star is a very beautiful tiger. She is small and looks more like a cub than an actual adult tiger but she is an adult. She enjoys romance and having fun. She has a good friend that died a while back so when she thinks of him she gets a little depressed she doesn’t mean to hurt anyone with her snaps or comebacks they just slip out.
