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About me

why are you looking at my profile? well, since you are, i'll make random comments! i love Star wars. Fave tv shows: Spongebob, Bones, Phineas and Ferb, Suite Life Of Zach and Cody/ On Deck, Mythbusters, How It's Made, Time Warp, Wipeout, I Survived A Japanese Game Show, Ace of Cakes, The Cosby Show, and my favorite show of all time...GOOD EATS!!!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!lol!!!!!!! Fave video games: Star Wars Battlefront 2, Super Smash Bros. Series, any EA Sports game. Political views: Ron Paul is my personal favorite. He basically is the perfect politician for me. RANDOM DANCING!!!! My link isn't me, its just the BEST YouTube video of all time!!!!!

Member Since: Mar. 14, 2009
Last Login: Nov. 10, 2009
Current Points: 1400
Comments: 25
Location: Indiana. Thats as close as you are getting to knowing where i live.
Website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

Age: 14
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Black Shores' New King Badge (easy - 5 points); Conquer the Black Shores in Crush the Castle Players Pack; Acquired Sep. 27, 2009

: Pwong Strong Badge (easy - 5 points); Win a game in Pwong 2; Acquired Sep. 19, 2009

: Thousand Meter Dash Badge (easy - 5 points); Run 1,000 meters in a single run in Canabalt; Acquired Sep. 05, 2009

: Gated Community Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the first 2 community-made bonus levels in Pyro II; Acquired Aug. 22, 2009

: Power to the People Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete a user-generated level using Kongregate's level-sharing system in Pyro II; Acquired Aug. 22, 2009

: Not the Only Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 30 stages in This is the Only Level; Acquired Aug. 22, 2009

: FIRST! Badge (medium - 15 points); Finish a race in first place in CycloManiacs; Acquired Aug. 16, 2009

: Where No Golfer Has Gone Before Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock 10 courses in Gravitee 2; Acquired Aug. 15, 2009

: Taste of Ritalin Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 40 points in Multitask; Acquired Aug. 15, 2009

: "Let's Get This Party Started!" Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock a second rider in CycloManiacs; Acquired Aug. 15, 2009

: Dish Networking Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock the second set of experiments in Phage Wars 2; Acquired Aug. 08, 2009

: Nitroglycerin Nurturer Badge (medium - 15 points); Blast through all 20 levels in Demolition City; Acquired Aug. 07, 2009

: "I Know Kung Fu" Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 5 tutorial scenarios in Desktop TD Pro; Acquired Aug. 07, 2009

: Newbieland Conquerer Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete Newbieland 2 in 1:30 or under in Platform Racing 2; Acquired Aug. 05, 2009

: Tough Love Badge (easy - 5 points); Cleanse a city of its infection by dropping a nuclear or neutron bomb on it in Pandemic: American Swine; Acquired Aug. 02, 2009

: Par for the Course Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock "par" mode by completing level 30 in Red Remover; Acquired Jul. 31, 2009

: Gravitational Innocence Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 10 levels in Red Remover; Acquired Jul. 31, 2009

: FoxDie Badge (medium - 15 points); Activate all 13 runes and kill the non-solid snake in William and Sly; Acquired Jul. 30, 2009

: Meditation Gives You Wiiings Badge (medium - 15 points); Learn the power of flight in William and Sly; Acquired Jul. 30, 2009

: Un-Uncharted Territory Badge (medium - 15 points); Obtain the map from William in William and Sly; Acquired Jul. 30, 2009

: Killing Spree Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 10 kills during a single round in Stick Arena: Ballistick; Acquired Jul. 29, 2009

noahconstrictor's Art

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noahconstrictor's favorite games

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: Stick Arena: Ballistick

: Post it Draw it

: Chess

: Frantic

: Pwong

: Pwong 2

noahconstrictor's game contributions

: Level: RGB with a dash of Y in Hexiom Connect; There is a simple pattern here, but t...

noahconstrictor's cards (15)

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: Onimaru, the Samurai

: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

: Sharpening Stone

: Anex, the Warrior Princess

: Sacred Candle

: Quickening Powder

: Elusive Feather

noahconstrictor's awards

: 9 Ticket

: Bigs 2 Ticket

noahconstrictor's friends

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noahconstrictor's fans

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noahconstrictor's comments

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Game	Comments
Take Something Literally	Oct. 11, 2009 first
ALL Chuck Norris FACTS	Aug. 03, 2009 Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris's PC will crash. Fav one. 5/5
Splitter 2	Aug. 03, 2009 Hey guys it can't have badges because it doesn't have the Kong API!!! So shut up about it!!!!