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About me

why are you looking at my profile? well, since you are, i’ll make random comments! i love Star wars. Fave tv shows: Spongebob, Bones, Phineas and Ferb, Mythbusters, How It’s Made, Ace of Cakes, The Cosby Show, and my favorite show of all time…GOOD EATS!!!!!! Fave video games: Star Wars Battlefront 2, Super Smash Bros. Series, any EA Sports game. Political views: Ron Paul is my personal favorite. He basically is the perfect politician for me. RANDOM DANCING!!!! My link isn’t me, its just the BEST YouTube video of all time!!!!!

Also, DFTBA BECAUSE VLOGBROTHERS ARE AWESOME

Member Since: Mar. 14, 2009
Last Login: Feb. 12, 2012
Current Points: 2491
Comments: 27
Forum posts: 2
Location: Indiana. Thats as close as you are getting to knowing where i live.
Website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

Age: 16
Sex: Male

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Unlock 10 levels in "harmony" mode in Perfect Balance

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Duplicate 3 shapes in a single level, then complete that level in colorfill

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Destroy 10 total shapes across all levels completed in colorfill

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Complete the tutorial in [Visible] III

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Find 2 keys in Arzea

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Collect 50 stars in one day in Wish Upon a Star

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Unlock 10 cards in Chuck the Sheep

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Obey the game's commands and complete any 10 quests in Chuck the Sheep

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Travel a distance of 600 in Shopping Cart Hero

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Score a 100x combo in Icy Gifts

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Clear any 5 levels in UpBot Goes Up

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Complete your journey in Flight

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Score $300 during a single throw in Flight

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Build a 400 meter high word tower in Proke

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Score at least 25,000 points on Dinosaur Dance Floor on either difficulty setting in SCGMD4

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Reach a 4x score multiplier in SCGMD4

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Earn any 20 in-game carrots, I mean, achievements in SCGMD4

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Survive for 1 minute in Solipskier

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Score 100 kills over all games in BeGone: Guerra

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Find the sheriff in Back to the Cubeture (1)

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Destroy the snowman in Learn to Fly 2

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noahconstrictor's favorite games

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noahconstrictor

Jul 28, 2009 9:49am

Thnx boom.

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b00m

May 28, 2009 11:43am

nice profile picture!!!

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