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two mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the united states, wandering about to just lie down and wait for death when all of the sudden Luis says…….
“hey pepe, do u smell what i smell. Ees a bacon tree, i theenk.”

“Si, Luis eet sure smelles like bacon”

with renewed hope they strugle up the next sand dune, and there in the distance is a tree loaded with bacon.

theres every kind of bacon .

“Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved . Ees a bacon tree.”

“Luis , mabey ees a meerage? We ees in the desert dont forget.”

“Pepe, since when deed u ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…. ees no meerage , ees a bacon tree

And with that Luis staggeres torward the tree. he gets withen 5 meters ,pepe following close behind, when suddenley a machine gun opens up and luis dropes like a wet sock. Mortally Wounded he Warns Pepe with his dying breath.

“Pepe… go back man u were right its not a bacon tree”

“luis , Luis mi amigo… What ees it ?”

“Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush"

  • Member Since: Sep. 03, 2009
  • Last Login: Mar. 17, 2011
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  • Age: 16
  • Sex: Male
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