nowaitforme101

CHALLENGE 1 (ending july 1st) : read my entire profile if you can! pm me if you did, i will ask you some questions about it. must pass 7 out of 10 questions to complete it.
WINNERS OF CHALLENGE 1: nobody
WINNERS OF CHALLENGE 2: not out yet
WINNERS OF CHALLENGE 3: not out yet
WINNERS OF CHALLENGE 4 (last): not out yet

now some random stuff.

10 things about me:

1. i have no life
10. you notice i skiped all 2 to 9

the best chats ever allways have it like this. everyone says… DRUMROLLERS! DRUM NOW OR I WILL SHOT YOU IN THE FACE drumroll everyone says nothing!

LAME ADVENTURES!

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OMG! A LEVEL 1 ANT IS GOING TO KILL YOU! (your level 35815903825908) battle:
ant used a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper weak attack!
you take 9000 dmg! your hp: 1 went to -8999
ANT WINS!
you leveled up! you are now level 1! your level went this far: 35815903825908 to 1.
you also lost all of your items, everything you have is now mine!!! mwahahahha!
you: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.. (explodes cpu)

now that you exploded your cpu, i bet 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ you can read this, if i win, i get 9000x the bet. if you win, i give it to you.

darn, now i own 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ to you.

heres a long and lame story.

soda: it smells in the garbage.

plate: ya.

plate: im also scared of going in the HUGE pile of garbage, it would smell just horrible.

soda: me too, i dont wont to go there.

both: OH GOD!

juice box: waking up*what? (in a yawny voice)

soda and plate: THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS HERE! WERE GONNA DIE OF THE HORRIBLE SMELL!

juice box: WHAT? NOOOOOOOO!

all: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

garbage gets outside*

plate: this is it, the last fresh air we ever get…

juice box and soda: yep…

all garbage gulps as the get poured in*

soda: HOLY FUK! IT SMELLS WORSE THEN I THOUGHT!

plate and juice box: NO KIDDING!

juice box: so this is what hell is like?

soda: yep.

a few hours later…

plate: huh? it stoped. oh wait.. that means were gonna have to have to go in the… GARBAGE PILE OF SMELLINESS!

soda and juice box: NOOOOO!

garbage gets poured in the garbage pile but garbage men find soda isnt garbage and he is recycable*

soda: WHAT IS HE DOING? NO DONT TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS!!!!

juice box and plate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

soon after, there were heavy winds, and the plate flew across like a frisby, and juice box got blown out in front of the road then he got ran over by a truck and some cars.

soda: … what am i?

soda: im a box? YA! now i can talk to anyone inside me!

box: yes! somebody is puting something inside me? mail? aw.. withing 2 weeks or so im gonna become a different thing.

plate: im a hobo now… i lost all of my money. HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

R.I.P chars: juice box
never going to die chars: soda/box
hobo chars: plate

the end.

so how do you rate it? rate it 1-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. id say 289.

so i have no more random stuff to say. you wont really random stuff? ok.

i like trains.

train comes and runs you over*

train explodes:

i like trains guy: I LIKE TRAHHHAHAHINS!

ok, i will stop untell you then watch asdf movie 24/7.

another thing you will find is… BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOP BUUUUUUP

what th… 404 error: text not found

windows is unable to respond. shut it down for a while then turn it back on. if you dont, this computer will never work again.

fine. cpu shuts down

you: throws cpu out* time to buy a new cpu.

cpu explodes*

world explodes*

universe explodes*

everything in the whole explodes and is all now black*

no moar lame stuff.

you: NO FAIR!

me: too bad. my profile will be like this forever if you dont quit complaining.

you: WAAAAAAAAAA!

me: fine. wont change. EVAR.

you: sniff sniff*

this is allmost the end of this lame profile about me.

allmost…

youre about there!!

done.

LIES!

this is like 40% of the profile.

or not.

maybe 60%.

a button game

selection

start

hey

ow

ok. you should take a look at that sharp mouse.

aint it sharp?

STOP!

oh god, im bleeding. thanks.

OMG SEE MY GUTS!

r.i.p lame button.

now heres awesome button.

hey.

actually i am the lame button, just acted stupid.

lame buttons should start a fire and die in it.

wait how do buttons start fires?

also, whatever.

ugh, im preatty thirsty. could you hand me some soda?

you give soda*

thanks.

and why dont people with 1 or 2 legs missing buy robot ones, or they just wonna be in a stupid wheelchair forever.

not trying to be mean though.

ugh, now i think haveing one or no legs.

i mean, OW.

i coundnt imagine what it would be.

ok, enough of that.

why is chuck norris like a god?

he was probly as strong as a 10 year old when he was 2.

i dont know what to talk about now.

idealess button is idealess.

hm, i think i will end it here.

last frame in 5..

4..

3..

2…

1..

bye.

well this is the true ending of random crap.
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GOALS
o = not finished and l = finished
just so you know, i have a level 15 and 9, forgot the passwords.
level 3 [l]
level 5 [l]
level 10 [l]
level 15 [l]
level 20: [l]
level 30: [l]
level 50 [o]
max level [o]
FORUM POSTS
level 9 posts: 0 (lol what. i just ignored forum then) level 15 posts: about 50
20 posts [l]
50 posts [l]
100 posts [l]
200 posts [l]
500 posts [l]
1000 posts [o]
1337 posts [o]
2500 posts [o]
5000 posts [o]
9001 posts [o]
10000 posts [o]
20000 posts [o]
50000 posts [o]
100000 posts [o]
250000 posts [O_O]
500000 posts [are YOU CRAZY?]
1000000 posts [are you kidding me? thats impossible.]
FRIENDS
level 9 friends: about 20 [MOD FRIEND ALSO!]
level 15 friends: 50-70
1 admin friend [o]
3 admin friends [theres only like 40 admins…]
5 admin friends [are you crazy]
1 mod friend [l]
5 mod friends [o]
10 mod friends [o]
25 mod friends [o]
50 mod friends [o]
100 mod friends [some people can barely get 100 friends..]
250 mod friends [theres like 1000 mods or so..]
500 mod friends […]
10 friends [l]
25 friends [l]
50 friends [l]
100 friends [l]
200 friends [o]
500 friends [o]
1000 friends [o]
2500 friends [o]
5000 friends [wow… you arent that popular even]
10000 friends [XD you have to be like a star to get this bro.]
COMMNENTS
level 15 comments: about 100-200
level 9 comments: 50 or so
1 comment [really?]
5 comments [still dumb]
20 comments [l]
50 comments [l]
100 comments [l]
250 comments [l]
500 comments [o]
1000 comments [o] <—- highest goal for comments. im not really a comment maniac.
ALL TIME RECORDS
no altime records for level 15 and 9
1 alltime record [l]
3 alltime records [o]
5 alltime records [o]
10 alltime records [wow..]
1 limited time alltime record: [l]
2 limited time alltime records: [l]
5 limited time alltime records: [o]
10 limited time alltime records [o]
20 limited time alltime records [o]
OTHER
goals completed: 27 out of 77
5% of goals [l]
10% of goals [l]
20% of goals [l]
33% of goals [wow, you did that? nice.]
50% of goals [o]
70% of goals [o]
GRAND GOAL:
drumroll…
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100% OF ALL GOALS! [HOLY CRAP!]
this is end of profile. more coming soon (possibly)