nUKEGIRL12

This is me.

Heyya there stalker! You can always find me on Achievement addicts anonymous, Fear of the Dark, or Your Pants! :’D Or PM me by /w nukegirl12 and get to know me better :^)

If you watch TV series such as: Supernatural, Arrow, The Flash, The Vampire Diaries, Daredevil, Shadowhunters, The Originals, Teen Wolf, Super girl, Jessica Jones, Agent Carter, Agents of shield, Gotham, Stranger things, or the sort, we can be friends.

Known as:

Nuke: Most.

nukieh: SupersSonics

Nukey/nukegrill12/new grounds: TurkeyPie

Nike: Rarely ._.

Nukeh: Abraaz

Nukie: UM_a/PandaTik

Nukey Wooky/Super Smexy Succubus Snuke: DarkBlackMomba

Nuket: SilverFoxgaming

Nukgirl: Merevel

Nucgril: Vicodine

nubletgirl12: HappyAlcoholic

nukebutt12/nice guy/KEG: Bluji

NukiePie: IndigoMKII

Nuka Cola Quantum: DawnofAshes

Nukie Poo /wukie nukie/(-Vic’s bitch/Poo hole-): vICODINE

Nukey nukes: Joagox

Nuubgrill12: itsn0tme

nukish: Numailia

nukem: Kjpatu

*Chats: (O P T I O N O L) *

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[10:33 PM] Kitezer: I love youuuu (reply) [22/06/2016]
[10:40 PM] Kitezer: let’s have a baby! (reply)

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Jagger: No one wants you here in Cafe Kong nuke go away.
DarkBlackMomba: I want her. I want her in my lap. :* Cum here Nukey wooky!

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Noisebot: dont be afraid to discuss things with me face to face
Me: I can discuss a lot of things with you face to face, Noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
DownNeverOut: Ya’ll creeping me out.
DownNeverOut: You guys… ya’ll crazy.
Noisebot: discuss osmethign with me then ʕ✿ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ʔ
Me: What do you want me to discuss then, hun? | ͡°‿ ͡°|

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Noisebot: dunno ter but she loves me more than you love me so
Noisebot: nuke was saying kind things to me
Noisebot: no one else says kind things to me

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Im_Sorry: This ‘nukegirl12’ is the cutest duckling I’ve seen so far.
Im_Sorry: Pepzo, can I adopt this little duckling?
Im_Sorry: You’re an ‘’xoxo random emo girl xD rawr’’ in my eyes.
Im_Sorry: Nuke is so hopeless, yet adorable. :c
Im_Sorry: I ship me and Nuke.
Im_Sorry: Nuke, sit on my lap.
Maik50: I like the sight of someone riding a nuke
Maik50: Yelling “yeeeehaaa” while waving a cowboy hat
Im_Sorry: You’re my trophy wife for a reason, babe.
Im_Sorry: She’s the little boy to my priest. She’s the ho to my pimp. She’s the jew to my Auschwitz.

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Joaqox: Gee, Nuke if you wanna d8 me just say it?
Joaqox: Don’t go crazy about it.
Me: I don’t think you’re that gre8, m8.
Joaqox: Oh wow.
ColourfulPixels: Ouch.
Joaqox: Rude.
Ultramagma514: ohhhh
Vicodine: Man u got murked Joa
Joaqox: Broken, I said.

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HappyAlcoholic: Thanks. Relationships just need time to build, is all.
Me: Better be good at flirting.
HappyAlcoholic: Flirting? I thought all I had to do was send them a dick pic.

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Pepzi: Nuke
Pepzi: do you suck?
Pepzi: or do you swallow
Me: I think I digest
Me: Or inhale
Pepzi: O_O
ColourfulPixels: Oh man

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Flippy1988: I’m not paid to be sweet :)

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Pepzi: pixels stop trying to make nuke sleep with you

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Me: You love me too
Destan: well obv bby
ColourfulPixels: Stan would go straight for you, Nuke ;)

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Aairs: So there’s also internet sexual tension. Definitely staying here then
ColourfulPixels: There’s a lot more sexual tension than what you’ve seen.
Ryandest: Nuke and Colour are definitely FOTD’s OTP.
Gwenhwyfar: between nuke and the RO of Farts lmao
Ryandest: pepzi is just trying to budge his way into their love

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ColourfulPixels: Nuke is too fast.
Gwenhwyfar: it’s because Vic got her pregnant
Me: I tend to type fast when I’m too excited.
ColourfulPixels: What’s getting you excited? ;)
Me: Vic got me pregnant
Me: Why am I not surprised?
Gwenhwyfar: He was so fast you didn’t notice
Gwenhwyfar: but it made you fast

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ColourfulPixels: I got Nuke silent.
Im_Sorry: What did you put in her mouth to silence her?
ColourfulPixels: I’m not even going to respond to that.
Im_Sorry: farts lmao
Gwenhwyfar: ^
Im_Sorry: And now I have to write Pixxy x Buke fanfiction.
ColourfulPixels: Featuring farts lmao?
Gwenhwyfar: make sure to include their pregnancies
martyn898: gwen what yuou planning for lunch
Gwenhwyfar: farts lmao

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Destan: Nuke is so beautiful, right guys?
Destan: I mean, she’s just great.
ColourfulPixels: Yes.
Me: Too bad it doesn’t matter since you don’t mean it ew
Destan: I do what to make you feel better, but I do legitimately believe you’re beautiful.
Blundertales: Nuke, me and my ugly self knows they’re not playing :P
Destan: I also never specified if I thought Nuke was physically beautiful, or beautiful as a person.
Destan: I’ve no doubt she is both, however.
Me: Oh boy
ColourfulPixels: Oh, she is both.
Me: Oh stop it you

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ColourfulPixels: Hey Blunder. I’m straight but, wanna hang out?
Me: You’re straight, no one ever said you’re flat or round, Pixie, sheesh.
Destan: Speaking of shapes, I’m sure Nuke has that perfect hourglass shape.
Destan: c:

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ColourfulPixels: Stan.
Me: We love you.
ColourfulPixels: Nuke and I decided that we both love you very much.
Destan: I love you both too. Though, not in a threesome sort of way.
Destan: Calm down, Colour!

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martyn898: cant belive its been 4 years since i was 21 dick
Me: Dick
Me: Vic, Dick
Me: It all makes sense now
martyn898: dick is another name for richard right vic
Me: I prefer Rich
Me: Oh riichhh
Vicodine: Pfft
Me: How about
Me: Poor?
Vicodine: Are you implying there’s something wrong with my dick
Vicodine: With Dick*
Me lmfao
Me: Yes
Me: Yes I am
Vicodine: ;-; no bulli ;-;
Me: There is something wrong with your dick
Me: With Dick*

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Chocolate19806: I’m what you’d classify as a completionist.
Me: If you’re a ‘completionist’, I wonder why you haven’t finished the entire game yet, Choco.
Vicodine: Maybe he’s a completionist in progress?
Vicodine: Have you thought about that? No? Ok
Chocolate19806: yup
Me: Probably taking a break from this game ahaha
Vicodine: #rekt

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Vicodine: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I want you in my room

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Im_Sorry: Nuke, want to go out with me?
Me: Char, say please c:
Im_Sorry: Please marry me :c

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Me: Always here to support you Kite
Kitezer: thanks nuke
Kitezer: that’s why you’re my best friend
Pepzi: Kite
Pepzi: you’re gonna start stalking nuke
Pepzi: aren’t you
Kitezer: wtf
Kitezer: stop saying weird things
Kitezer: people might get the wrong idea

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Kitezer: caitlin’s my best friend
Me: Oh Kite, how could you
Kitezer: nuke
Kitezer: you’re my best pal
Kitezer: caitlin’s my best friend
Me: I’m not your pal, friend.
Kitezer: wtf
thealexman1: rekt
Pepzi: l o l
Kitezer: this is why you have trouble making friends

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Me: What do you do when you’re bored to tears, guys?
Piple: ALCOHOL
Piple: DRUGS
Me: LOL
vICODINE: Talk to you Nuke
Me: Aww

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vICODINE: Better collectively check yourselves before you collectively wreck yourselves

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heusit2: "This nukegirl12 again… omg, what should I do? I’m so nervous when she is around. re you still reading this? :P

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Kitezer: nuke ur my only true friend

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TurkeyPie: nukegrill confirmed for turkeypie

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Pepzi: Kite’s obsessed with like
Pepzi: 4 girls
Pepzi: Kitty, Nuke, Gwen, and Cait

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Me: Please guys, slow down
Me: Too fast for me
vICODINE: The irony
heusit2: That’s what she said
heusit2: Literally
ChilledNova: WOW.
ChilledNova: That was really sexual Nuke.
vICODINE: “slow down” ~fastest person
ChilledNova: PM me.
AlexSchlucubier: i am lost in this room

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Onefoe: nuke yourself!
Onefoe: hahahahaha
thepandypandas: But we love you, Nuke.:P

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abraaz: I love you as much as you love me

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vICODINE: I broke Nukegirl

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Onefoe: Me and nukke deserve an M
Kitezer: nuke
Kitezer: wanna practice holding ands
Kitezer: hands

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heusit2: Nuke is addicted to Vic

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Kitezer: nuke we can’t practice cuddle that’s way too intimate

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Kitezer: omfg calm down
Kitezer: we’re just practicing
Kitezer: so that when we hold hands with someone we know what to do

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Me: It’s hilarious and totally your type.
Kitezer: ur my type
Kitezer: omg

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Rigor_Mortis: nuke loves kite
Rigor_Mortis: and kite loves nuke

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Kitezer: nukes are deadlier than choking
Kitezer: checkmate

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Kitezer: If you nuked me I’d probably fall in love with you

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Kitezer: it’s saturday and i’m lonely don’t leave me like that

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Me: Joagox
Joaqox: So nervous she even misspells my name.
Joaqox: Isn’t she cute?

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Joaqox: Maybe I should leave, she can’t concentrate if she sees me online.

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ElMicha: is this where one normaly moves closer to nuke?

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Joaqox: You are beautiful.
hop673: What Joa said.

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Joaqox: I am purposely complimenting you because I like you.

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Joaqox: I’d suck you anyday.
Kitezer: wtf
Kitezer: uh
Kitezer: back off joa
Kitezer: nuke and i
Kitezer: are married
Joaqox: Plot twist.

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Joaqox: I like you, Nukes.

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Joaqox: I do like you.

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uzzbuzz: ruudi is eating from a pukegrill

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xFunnyaxe: Kong is a bitch
TurkeyPie: uzzbuzz confirmed for Kong
Me: Uzzbuzz you’re a bitch
uzzbuzz: rude
TurkeyPie: are you a piece of bread cause you just got ROASTED

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TurkeyPie: you can butter me up bby ;)

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TurkeyPie: wheeeee
TurkeyPie: are the champions
Me: You’re not
Me: sorry
uzzbuzz: rip
TurkeyPie: ouch

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seafear1: kite i want to meet u irl
seafear1: to hug u
Kitezer: sorry i’m meeting nuke later

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TurkeyPie: jk your sunglasses are 10/10

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Me: I have so many friends online
Me: Idk why I want to stay in YP
adv0catus: 1 more than yesterday at this time, keg, since you added me.
Bluji: Because you’re so loved here :)
Bookworm52: because it’s your pants
Bookworm52: and becuz we good chat
Bluji: can you deny it? :3

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Me: You’re ruud
Ruudiluca: Yes.
Ruudiluca: Yes I am.
Ruudiluca: And you’re Nuke. ;D
Me: I’m your mother
TurkeyPie: I’m your father.
Me: Oh turk we’re married
Me: lovely
TurkeyPie: ew no

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Kitezer: wait no don’t go
Kitezer: i’ll miss you

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Gwenhwyfar: has it occured to you that fotd is dead because you left

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MaginManiac7: I open Kong and see my two favourite people
Kitezer: me and nuke
Kitezer: is what i thought
MaginManiac7: What Kite said
MaginManiac7: But Kite is probably delusional enough to take me seriously

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MaginManiac7: Well, I’m a cool dude who can cook.
nUKEGIRL12: I want my husband to cook
nUKEGIRL12: For me
MaginManiac7: Come over, I’m single
MaginManiac7: :^)

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Gwenhwyfar: nukes are awesome too
Joaqox: Nukes get more than just heart
Joaqox: Sadly, Nukes is married.
Joaqox: Kites?
Gwenhwyfar: Nuke is engaged, not married
Gwenhwyfar: to Pepzi
Joaqox: Leave your husbando and be my waifu.

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Joaqox: You are sweet.
Me: Nukes are aggressive.
Gwenhwyfar: what about badass
Me: Bombshell literally
Joaqox: Bombastic.
Gwenhwyfar: ^perfect

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Masterchef0: Nukegirl12 is your username nukegirl becuase you’re the bomb?

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Destan: Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I can’t kiss women :(

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Destan: Sorry babe, there’s just so much of you going around in my head

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tkkttony: Well, maybe take you out on a date first. :P

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Immortal_Lefty: hugs nukegirl
Joaqox: Immortal, back off, Nukey is my kohai.

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oviddino: it isn’t that hard
Elite_16: Hit it a few more times, Ovid
oviddino: I know you like it Ellie :’)

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abraaz: oh shit its dat nuke

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Punkgoddess: I’ll think of you when I close my eyes ;)

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Kitezer: you’re the one person i can count on
Kitezer: if i was more emotional i’d say i love you

derp4life: But Nukie is an awesome name tho
LightningDesert: Nukie is neat

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Me: hi pignub
Pigjr1: wow you were turknob’s alt all along?

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Yelaw: mfw when I actually tried 4206969 (shellshock live ingame code)

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• Joaqox:* Will you join me, hEATGIRL?

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Bobneson: So, what does a man have to do to get into your nuke zone, girly?

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Bobneson: But who wouldn’t adore you?

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KiwiBob: long doesn’t mean good or bad just long
Me: that’s what she said
KiwiBob: you suggest it was long enough to be bad
KiwiBob: so i said not its not that bad

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AkatsukixReenuh: so many admins here, trying so hard on not getting myself banned (’:

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Kitezer: gr8 minds think alike
Pepzi: Nuke was being dumb
TheLinkToThePast: But we love her anyway

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TurkeyPie: too much sugar, you wouldn’t do good in a baking stream, nuke

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Me: Man turk’s such a pain
Me: TurkeyPie: come back to discord so we can bully you (reply)
pepZi: TP does suck
pepZi: can confirm
Me: To TurkeyPie: Uffff you again, Kong Bot: TurkeyPie cannot be reached. Please try again later.
pepZi: hahahaha
pepZi: he just pmed me on discord
pepZi: “y u talkin’ shit”
Me: wtf he never changes

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FunnyaxeRealm: that was the worst conversation i’ve ever had
FunnyaxeRealm: and i’ve had the misfortune of talking to TP multiple times
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FunnyaxeRealm: **** badges, literally only good for having big edick (reply)
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Me: in how long are you going to get food?
Kitezer: in like 5 or 30 minutes hopefully
Kitezer: if i stop getting distracted by you
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pokerpo: you can delete abraaz from your friends
pokerpo: im more important
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pokerpo: ok im going to shower now have a wonderful time gaming you kongregamers haha
Me: haha have fun showering
pokerpo: haha thank you i will drown myself
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And umm, why’re you still reading this? ._.

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