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Dukemaster911

Apr 2, 2013 6:53pm

requesting pic of beky

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Dukemaster911 Apr 7, 2013 5:43pm

dont be an asshole dude

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number1woofer Apr 8, 2013 12:32pm

i don’t know who """""beky""""" is

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Dukemaster911 Apr 8, 2013 7:02pm

Bodies wander without direction on the thin beach like participants in a large scale remake of Conway’s Game of Life, wearing different colored shirts and creating patterns that change with each blink…

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Dukemaster911

Feb 22, 2013 2:16pm

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zUr20-YqgImOW1G97PMGDy2IBkqHiRjcIklaEQu_Moc/edit?pli=1

updated to s4

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Dukemaster911

Feb 8, 2013 7:56am

http://i.imgur.com/OFLOj.png

>yfw window girl is in hanako’s line

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number1woofer Feb 8, 2013 11:40am

thats not window girl thats runner up girl u blind hobag

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Dukemaster911

Jan 22, 2013 2:50pm

you suck ksho is incredible i am in tears

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number1woofer Jan 22, 2013 5:04pm

for the record everyone i came up with the short hand term “ksho”

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Dukemaster911 Jan 27, 2013 1:14pm

in serious news i cant play ksho because its too perfect. everytime before i play it i wonder “what if i find a flaw?” and only through terrible struggles play it. after last night it has …

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number1woofer Jan 27, 2013 3:51pm

there is a flaw and its name is shizune

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Dukemaster911

Jan 7, 2013 3:35pm

Did I disappoint you or let you down?

Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?

‘Cause I saw the end before we’d begun,

Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.

So I took what’s mine by eternal right.

Took your soul out into the night.

It may be over but it won’t stop there,

I am here for you if you’d…

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number1woofer Jan 10, 2013 5:37pm

i have left kongregate to pursue my true dream :: becoming a professional pokemon commentary director

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Dukemaster911 Jan 16, 2013 4:26pm

perhaps we will cross paths once more

http://i.imgur.com/ubkZ0.jpg

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number1woofer Jan 17, 2013 10:10am

yea

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Dukemaster911

Aug 23, 2012 4:35pm

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/23/13436396-feds-say-anarchists-expected-to-use-violence-to-disrupt-political-conventions

http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/constitution/item/12568-former-marine-held-in-psychiatric-hospital-over-facebook-posts-questioning-govt

it has begun

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SingularSeven

Jul 18, 2012 12:06pm

I think someone hacked your account fagg

btw this is my new main follow me for diablo 3 help

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number1woofer Jul 18, 2012 9:29pm

d3 is old

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SwaggerSeven

Jul 9, 2012 3:50pm

It’s me

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Dukemaster911

Jun 28, 2012 8:24am

“Jackson, the mirror is mine.” I raised my voice at him to make a point, which he seemed oblivious too. “Jackson!”

He turned to look at me, smiling.

“Can you give the mirror to me, Jackson? I’m the one who found it.”

“Found it? Ahhahahaha, you sound like a toddler!”

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Dukemaster911 Jun 28, 2012 8:27am

unsheathing the sword would be turning on pvp

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number1woofer Jun 28, 2012 11:56am

ahahahahahaha this is great do this
(tangible*) (beginning*)

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Dukemaster911 Jun 28, 2012 3:41pm

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sCGtmtDV18OCEJEy_mYtsd9zguQs5KLEQABQzr9nb2A/edit

tell me if its too short

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Dukemaster911

Jun 7, 2012 11:40am

hello friend

who is that next to me and gabi on youre friends list

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number1woofer Jun 7, 2012 2:28pm

my gay lover

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Random_thought

May 23, 2012 11:36am

A blantant slander,wow are you just trying to sound sofisticated and nice,that was really weak especially for you

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Random_thought May 24, 2012 1:53pm

oh nothing how are you

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Random_thought May 24, 2012 1:53pm

oh yeah now i know,umm i forgot how to get to the category of upgrade games

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number1woofer May 24, 2012 3:27pm

http://www.kongregate.com/upgrades-games

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Dukemaster911

Apr 17, 2012 3:48pm

hey prinny

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number1woofer Apr 17, 2012 4:44pm

cant talk too busy reading homestuck

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Dukemaster911 Apr 22, 2012 6:30pm

ahahahahaha

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twisty093

Mar 1, 2012 10:26am

whats the point of your game im unsure

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number1woofer Mar 15, 2012 12:06pm

Huh. I guess not. That’s weird.

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number1woofer Mar 15, 2012 6:28pm

What’s that? I think I heard something

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number1woofer Mar 16, 2012 4:20pm

Must be the wind.

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Dukemaster911

Feb 4, 2012 1:17pm

taking my stuff and throwing it away is a new low

muted

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Duukemaster911 Feb 9, 2012 6:31pm

loser

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Jan 18, 2012 1:39am

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Dukemaster911

Jan 14, 2012 5:11pm

lets go broncos

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Dukemaster911 Jan 14, 2012 5:21pm

dweeb

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Dukemasteer911

Jan 7, 2012 8:23am

make viral

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Skkj50HYsc

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ArnoldD

Dec 29, 2011 4:01am

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ArnoldD Dec 29, 2011 4:03am

You hate Chineses and Filipinos we hate you too!

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number1woofer Dec 30, 2011 5:56am

:_(

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ultrament2

Jul 23, 2011 4:54pm

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEENNNKKKKKKKKIIINNNNNNNSSSSS

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Savannah386 Jul 23, 2011 4:59pm

HELLZ YES!

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truebloodluver67

Oct 29, 2011 7:26pm

woofer member me

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number1woofer Oct 30, 2011 6:05am

Oh god. Cancun, 1992?

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Savannah386

Oct 18, 2011 5:17am

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooofie. Hai =) Whattttttsss up buddyy??!

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number1woofer Oct 18, 2011 4:24pm

Sav<3 you are the best

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Savannah386 Oct 18, 2011 5:16pm

Hahah yeah yeah I know =P <3

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LargoJoeSqueezle

May 16, 2010 2:20pm

LargoJoeSqueezle was here.

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Bramblestar117 Jun 23, 2011 4:12pm

Bramble was here-er.

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number1woofer Jun 24, 2011 8:52pm

you’re pathetic

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Savannah386 Oct 18, 2011 5:17am

Ahahahahh.

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Dukemaster911

Sep 26, 2011 6:46pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kRWsE9QZN8
i have lost all respect for you
you make me sick

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number1woofer Sep 26, 2011 7:21pm

That song sucks

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DoctorOfLove

Aug 14, 2011 12:04pm

whered you go i miss you so seems like its been forever sense youve been gone

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emoisgoth

Jul 17, 2011 1:16pm

…hello….

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number1woofer Jul 17, 2011 3:03pm

Sup