oIIEthanIIo's profile

Im Vietnamese, and yeah. Ask more if you wish. :)
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Quotes
xToxicRainbowx: Ethan’s my boyfriend. lolololol.
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Oace: I think Lynx is an alien
lynx45678: …
Oace: Considering his brain speed and weird arms
lynx45678: Oace
lynx45678: I’m just a mathlete jumping giant with stretchy arms
Oace: A.K.A, alien
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oIIEthanIIo: Ibi, how did you get your kong username?
IbiEvacua: it’s part of a latin med school phrase
oIIEthanIIo: Ubi poop, ibi evacua?
IbiEvacua: Ubi pus, ibi evacua. Where there is pus, there remove it
Oace: Puss is messy
Oace: ewww
IbiEvacua: it’s kinda icky. and my name basically means “remove it” but there you go
IbiEvacua: my name is essentially suggesting you pop pimples in latin
IbiEvacua: lol
IbiEvacua: GROSS
IbiEvacua: ****
IbiEvacua: now i hate my name
IbiEvacua: fuk
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oIIEthanIIo: I thought they called him that cause his mom has Double D’s or something
lynx45678: …
hiperson134: …
Oace: …
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Oace: I BROKE MY SHAFT ON WURM ONLINE
lynx45678: …shaft?
Oace: I’m making a mallet
Oace: **** NOW I BROKE MY HEAD
lynx45678: a shaft AND a head…
hiperson134: that is one mangled penis…
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MonochromeHearts: There’s a video walkthrough, if you’re too retarded to see that.
Tony_Covert: srry i retarted
MonochromeHearts: called it.
MonochromeHearts: ..
Tony_Covert: wats a video
MonochromeHearts: …….
MonochromeHearts: >_________________o;
oIIEthanIIo: LOOOOL
Tony_Covert: my dady said red tube has good videos but wat is it
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InfiniteHunter: Pennsylvania: The only place where you can buy Skittles and shotguns at the same counter.
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ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Ethan texted me: “stop being tired, OR MORE LAVA ROLLS FOR YOOOOOOOU” It was kinda hard to explain why I suddenly burst out laughing in choir… ._.
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baracktheprez: ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ dangit i dropped my doritos
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xShayde: Water beds are like jesus’s peepee.
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cokecan4: p
cokecan4: e
cokecan4: n
cokecan4: i
cokecan4: s
cokecan4: i have one
cokecan4: its small
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doomsama: This conversation makes my nipples tender…
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Iggyshark: Josh, that’s the worst porno plot since “I hope you don’t mind sausage on your pizza”
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Oace: I need a female computer nerd :(
IbiEvacua: Oace, I look good in a wig.
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To Oace: Are you willing to play Yu-Gi-Oh with me?
Oace: I don’t know, man (reply)
Oace: It’s a large commitment (reply)
Oace: And, it’s too early into our relationship to consider things like this… (reply)
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Urban Dictionary defines the name “Ethan” as:

A boy that can change a girl’s heart from cold and broken, to full of love and happiness. He may be soft spoken but he has a lot to say. He is handsome and all the girls want him. He is athletic and strong, but still kind and gentle. He is hard working and very respectful. He does everything he can to make you happy. He’s someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
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I hate it when girls complain that all guys are douches. I’m sure you have had a nice guy who held the door open for you and things like that, but since he was too nerdy, poor, or fat even you friend zoned them. I’m sure that boy really liked you, and if you ever gave him a chance then you wouldn’t be bitching about there not being enough nice guys. Now, that guy is probably sick of being a “pushover”, and YOU turned him into a douche because now he doesn’t hold open doors for ladies, he doesn’t tell them how beautiful they are, because it didn’t work before. Why would it work now? Make up your mind women.