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Don't Escape 3

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Aug. 04, 2015

Rating: 228

Thank goodness the ship was built to suit the needs of an astronaut who can only look forward.

Don't Escape 3

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Aug. 04, 2015

Rating: 3

"OH GOD! EVERYBODY'S DEAD! Oh well, at least it's pancake Tuesday."

Kill Me!

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Jul. 21, 2015

Rating: 0

Every jump is a terrifying sex grunt

Doodle God Blitz

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Jul. 19, 2015

Rating: 6

No world screen depiction for sex or censored. That's a 0/5.

Anika's Odyssey

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Jul. 12, 2015

Rating: 5

Its not flying! It's falling with style!

Cube Escape: Harvey's Box

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Jul. 12, 2015

Rating: 1

The fish's legs. They just ... worked for me.

Cube Escape: Seasons

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Jun. 19, 2015

Rating: 2

There's so much influence from David Firth present in this game that I don't doubt the protagonist broke into this house just to caress a rusty kettle.

no-one has to die.

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Jun. 14, 2015

Rating: 11

"Steve End" the sequel to the critically acclaimed novel "Billy Middle"

The Last Door Ch.4 - Ancient Shadows

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Mar. 28, 2015

Rating: 4

BUT HOW DID THE TEA STAY WARM!?

The Deepest Sleep

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Mar. 26, 2015

Rating: 2

The herbs and meat from Don't Escape make a guest appearance!

Don't Escape 2

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Mar. 17, 2015

Rating: 0

Every time I attempt the lone wolf achievement I always find the myself proceeding with the final action of bricking up the window, which takes 2:50, with 2:50 left to go. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, can anyone help?

Crush The Castle 2

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Mar. 07, 2015

Rating: 8

40 years to build a castle. 4 seconds to knock it to the ground.

Road of the Dead

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 6

the greatest thing about this game is the fact that your driving a Mustang GT... A MUSTANG GT!

Dead Drunk 1.2

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Mar. 10, 2013

Rating: 0

drinking brought me back from unconsciousness

Mitoza

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Feb. 01, 2013

Rating: 4

Holy peanut balls on a ying yang pineapple tree. THIS GAME HAS IT ALL!

Deep Sleep

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Dec. 31, 2012

Rating: 1

GOLDEN STATUE!! Amnesia refereeeeennnnccce!

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Dec. 05, 2012

Rating: 4

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